Postman!

[Berniecuddles2]

Scared the postman today by going to the door naked

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived

[jno]

are you circular?

[Berniecuddles2]

Yes I'm 1st class

[tonyav]

He could have marked you 'Return To Sender' ;-)

[jno]

well, you got that off Pat

[marval]

Did he say you were a first class mail.

[Berniecuddles2]

I stamped my authority

[marval]

What's the secret to telling a good postman joke?

It's all in the delivery

[tonyav]

I'm glad to hear that you addressed the situation, Bernie.

[Berniecuddles2]

Thank you tony signed sealed and delivered

[Chipchopper]

It was probably the package in your hand

[Spicerack]

You're lucky he didn't lick you.

[Mamyalynne]

Was it Frank?

He used to worked round here till he got the sack.

[Arksided]

He may have being waiting for a stripper-gran.

[Shaglene]

Was it recorded............

[Chipchopper]

Always stick a stamp on it, just to cover your butt.

[marval]

My postman should be a comedian, his delivery is perfect.