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Berniecuddles2 | 21:24 Sat 07th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Scared the postman today by going to the door naked

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived


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are you circular?
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Yes I'm 1st class
He could have marked you 'Return To Sender' ;-)
well, you got that off Pat
Did he say you were a first class mail.
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I stamped my authority
What's the secret to telling a good postman joke?

It's all in the delivery
I'm glad to hear that you addressed the situation, Bernie.
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Thank you tony signed sealed and delivered
It was probably the package in your hand
You're lucky he didn't lick you.
Was it Frank?

He used to worked round here till he got the sack.
He may have being waiting for a stripper-gran.
Was it recorded............
Always stick a stamp on it, just to cover your butt.
My postman should be a comedian, his delivery is perfect.

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