I Went

[marval]

I went out for a meal last night.

It was a seafood restaurant.

There was an awful fight.

Four fish got battered.

[Arksided]

Oh my Cod!

[sapelesam]

Sounds like a rough plaice.

[twix123]

I'll get me skates on.

[Caribeing]

fight on the bus today the conductor came found and punched the ticket!!

[Chipchopper]

I heard a waiter was kicked in the cod goujons!

[zebo]

Were you on the seafood diet, see food and eat it?

[cupid04]

Did you see a prawn movie...

[Berniecuddles2]

Wot a load of scallops

[cupid04]

Do you mean pollocks?

[Berniecuddles2]

Pollock n scallops sounds like a solicitors lol x

[cupid04]

;-))

[Garaman]

Did the perpetrator have a chip on his shoulder?