Movie Time.

[cupid04]

Two pals decide to watch a movie. 'Have you heard of that new film called
Constipation? ' the first asks. 'No' the second replies. 'Maybe it hasn't come out yet.'

[excelsior-1]

probably a s**t film anyway

[Arksided]

Could be a prequel.

[marval]

Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish the last movement.

[Svejk]

was that the one with enema thompson.

[Quoi]

It will be a blockbuster when it does come out.

[McMouse]

Had to sit down when I read these posts but couldn't locate my stool.

[frugalfred]

Was that the film about Winnie the Pooh?

[excelsior-1]

...or richard the turd?

[frugalfred]

.....or President Karzai of Afghanistan?

[magicmick]

Will it have it's Premiere in London WC

[frugalfred]

..or about a Conservative politician on a volcano - a lava-tory?

[magicmick]

Who is in the film? I bet it's the same old faeces

[berniecuddles]

was raquel squelch in it?

[frugalfred]

Things are getting dire 'ere!