Ever Been Caught Short

[Bazile]

Did anyone see that programme last night on Channel 5 about gymnasium and diet .

Apparently in that now famous picture of Paula Radcliffe releiving herself in public during that marathon race ( or whatever it was ) she later admitted that she had not just done a number 1 , but also a number 2

Have you ever been caught short ?

[excelsior-1]

yes.
but not with a thousand people and two television cameras all looking at me

[gness]

No...I'm usually locked in a bathroom.

[lcg]

yup.....nothing a bush/tree and my trusty pack of tissues couldn't sort out, though x

[NoMercy]

I just saw the title of this thread and erupted with laughter. I am anticipating some very funny replies. :-)

[Prudie]

Yes I recently had to pee on the hard shoulder of the M25 in evening rush hour (anyone see me?)

[Mick-Talbot]

This thread isn't about fetishes, Prudes.

[EcclesCake]

I spend a lot of time with runners and know from experience that it's not only bears that sh!t in the woods......

As for me, a railway station flower bed springs to mind.........

[aelmpvw]

probably about 15,000 drivers Prudie

[DTCwordfan]

So you were the one that caused me to crash when I saw that woman with a naked bott in the emergency lane, Prudie................

[craft1948]

I once farted when playing a squash match..............

[Baldric]

Nice Tattoo Prudie ;o)

[Bazile]

//As for me, a railway station flower bed springs to mind......... //

Eccles cake
Useful for the plants - watering / manure - eh :-)

[whiskeryron]

Good grief Prudes I thought it was early moonrise.

WR.

[Prudie]

Maybe DT, it was just before the slip lane of the M3 - were you the one who blew their horn?

[grasscarp]

I will not go into details, but yes, in Fenchurch Street station ladies in the days when you had to put a penny in the slot in the door to open each compartment. Didnt have a penny.
For those ABers too young to remember the days - that is why it is called "spending a penny"

[Bazile]

//I once farted when playing a squash match.............. //


In that programme , it stated that there is a lot of that, in exercise classes

[cupid04]

Eccles, i thought the post referrred to number ones not number twos!

[Bazile]

Also in that programme , there was a doctor on , who stated that one of her remedies for patients with constipation , was to go for a long run .

[owdhamer]

Half way through a round of golf I had to excuse my self,made it to within 200 yds of the clubhouse.

[sunny-dave]

Speaking as a rambling dog walker "Thank Heavens for God's Big Green Toilet " ...