Terrible but I like them!

[maggiebee]

A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?"

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Did you hear about the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart.

[tonyav]

Groan, but quite like the last two.

[excelsior-1]

two fish in a tank
one says to the other ... "how do you drive this thing?"

[tonyav]

Another groan.

[maggiebee]

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

[tonyav]

Groan No3.

[askyourgran]

4 groans.

[excelsior-1]

two men lying in bed together.

one says to the other ... "this wife-swapping is not what i thought it would be"

[mike11111]

I don't get No. 1.

[MichaelZZ]

Mike:
Termites eat wood. Bars are made of wood. The termite wants some nice tender wood.

(Oh, forget it!)

[JonnyBoy12]

LOL at all of them. Have you any more like this? We could all use a laugh.

[Prudie]

I don't really get 1 or 3 but 4 is funny
Excel sorry but your avatar is horrid - hopefully it's just a temporary request? It makes me jump just to look at it.

[tonyav]

Bloody hell prudie, how can you not get them.

[Prudie]

Oh dear (Prudie feels daft) I still don't get the 3 men of religion one

[Prudie]

Ohhh just had it explained to me....

[tonyav]

Righto prudie, how many jokes have you heard that start off something like Three men walk into a bar ( it's usually an Englishman a Scotsman and a Welshman ) but in this case it is A priest a Rabbi and a Minister.

[Prudie]

I was very slow on that one.

[tonyav]

Never mind prudie, you got there eventually. lol

[maggiebee]

I just penned a song about a tortilla,
actually it's more of a wrap.

[maggiebee]

School children shouldn't be seperated according to academic ability,
it'll only end in tiers.

[maggiebee]

The water's so hard where we live, the plumbers have to go round in pairs.