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maggiebee | 16:53 Sun 16th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?"

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Did you hear about the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart.

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Groan, but quite like the last two.
two fish in a tank
one says to the other ... "how do you drive this thing?"
Another groan.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Groan No3.
4 groans.
two men lying in bed together.

one says to the other ... "this wife-swapping is not what i thought it would be"
I don't get No. 1.
Mike:
Termites eat wood. Bars are made of wood. The termite wants some nice tender wood.

(Oh, forget it!)
LOL at all of them. Have you any more like this? We could all use a laugh.
I don't really get 1 or 3 but 4 is funny
Excel sorry but your avatar is horrid - hopefully it's just a temporary request? It makes me jump just to look at it.
Bloody hell prudie, how can you not get them.
Oh dear (Prudie feels daft) I still don't get the 3 men of religion one
Ohhh just had it explained to me....
Righto prudie, how many jokes have you heard that start off something like Three men walk into a bar ( it's usually an Englishman a Scotsman and a Welshman ) but in this case it is A priest a Rabbi and a Minister.
I was very slow on that one.
Never mind prudie, you got there eventually. lol
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I just penned a song about a tortilla,
actually it's more of a wrap.
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School children shouldn't be seperated according to academic ability,
it'll only end in tiers.
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The water's so hard where we live, the plumbers have to go round in pairs.

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