AB Limericks...

[NoMercy]

There was a young woman called Fluff,
Who knows some peculiar stuff,
She brightens our days
In various ways
And by god, she knows how to guff...

Your turn...

[boxtops]

There once was a site called AB
That broke down when Ed went for tea
we yell and we rant
But we jolly well can't
Get it fixed so our answers we see

[NoMercy]

There once was a woman called Boxy
Who was just a little bit Foxy
This poem is crap
So please mind the gap
.... ......... ...... .. . .... soxy...

[bibblebub]

There was a young poster called Milly
Who seemed to be a gay young filly
But postings revealed
Things she tried to conceal
In truth she's a scouser called Billy.

[micmak]

boxy and mercy
were taught how to courtsey
but they wouln't do it
cos, well they just blew it.

poet i ain't

[NoMercy]

There was a smart woman called Craft,
Who wasn't in the least bit daft,
She took out her teef,
And ate some rare beef,
And before you knew it, she barfed...

[boxtops]

There once was a man called Mik Mak
who was fond of a bit of a yak
but he did the Bizz
when it came to the Quiz
The answers were there in his sack

[mazie]

There was a young man called bibble
who knew all the books of the bible,he said
to his god, this is a bit of a sob, I'd rather
have something to quibble

[ELVIS68]

This once was a reliable site
But tonight it is pretty sh!te
Every time you try`n post
It gives up the ghost
The Ed`s not doing his job right

[bibblebub]

A dog with a penchant for typing
Butch uses AnswerBank for sniping
He comes over all alright
And he puts up a good fight
As he slides down the hill, his arse wiping.

[askyourgran]

Well bibble your answer was fine.
No doubt much better than mine,
Poor Butch must have worms
If his bum's doing turns
For a doggie that's such a good sign.

[NoMercy]

You leave my Butchy alone...

[askyourgran]

That doesn't rhyme NoM, play the game.

[bibblebub]

Mazie loves to post on AB (that is here)
In all that she put she's a dear
Even though she talks rot
And she does that a lot
She'd be fun after a large volume of beer

[boxtops]

Our NoM is a sparky young dame
She came home to here from Spain
Much to her surprise
She won the first prize
And won't have to go off again

[mccfluff]

oi only when i eat cabbage

[NoMercy]

There once was a good cook called Pasta,
She was a culinary master,
She gave us good tips,
On how to serve dips,
But by god she was a Blaster (farter).

[looobylooo]

a right mix of allsorts frequent on AB
theres helpful, annoying and of course the funny
we all sit here viewing the posts
adding our bit and being good hosts
we smile and laugh and frown and grump
at things that amuse us and give us the hump
questions are asked and topics are raised
answers are given and are often praised
friends have been made which cant be bad
even romances have also been had
all in all its a great place to be
enjoying the chat and company

:o)

[boxtops]

There's something quite wrong with the site
the knobs are quite clearly too tight
so it won't let us post
so I'll go and make toast
and I'll then wish you All A Goodnight
♥

[bibblebub]

askyourgran, a name that's really quite long
unless you've sucked really hard on a bong
then the name is quite easy
but try not to get queasy
as you picture her wearing a thong

[boxtops]

LOL @ bibble, I'm glad I stayed for that!