Supermarket.

[cupid04]

A man pops to the supermarket to pick up some salad. He's just reaching
for the largest cucumber when a woman beats him to it. ' I bet I know why
you want the biggest one' he says winking. 'Guilty as charged' the woman
giggles flirtatiously. 'Do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?'
'No thanks,' the man replies. 'I've got better things to do than look at a woman making piles of sandwiches.'

[excelsior-1]

obviously a single man

[Quoi]

thanks... just had to clean up the cheese & cucumber sandwich I was eating.

[jim360]

But what else would she use the cucumber fo - oh....