Wayne Rooney

[FredPuli43]

Is he going ? It's beginning to look like it.

[tonyav]

I think he'll be going Fred, but will it be abroad though ?.

[jomifl]

He can always get a job as a bouncer

[sunny-dave]

Mr Potato Head is well past his prime - a busted flush within a season - why would anyone pay serious money for him?

[Wharton]

Ah wish Wean Rooney wis Scottish - great player :-)

[FredPuli43]

I think he's going. Sir Alex wasn't exactly tolerant of players who he sensed were past their prime and who messed him about. David Moyes has the perfect opportunity to show he's the same. He's heading abroad, methinks. No Premiership club both has the money he'd want and wants a player who is a bit past it and who is a bit of a prima donna now. PSG or Monaco might take him.

[jomifl]

/PSG or Monaco might take him. / spill the beans Fred, what do you know that we don't?

[tonyav]

Their very rich clubs, jomifl.

[FredPuli43]

PSG buys anybody! Monaco sounds surprising but they have a new , billionaire, owner; think early Abramovich; who has got them back into the top division and who appears to have no regard for who he buys, as long as the player has been famous.

[Mattk]

Can't see him going abroad due to obvious language difficulties and having a young family.

Arsenal/Chelsea far more likely.

His future probably hinges on Ronaldo and whether Moyes has forgiven him.

[Hopkirk]

Get a job as a bouncer, Jomifl?

I don't think he has the brains for that.

[bibblebub]

he's been spotted https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/352401736071278592/photo/1 (an oldie but a goodie)

[Ric.ror]

Well it seems he is going nowhere - so I guess the very slight hope I had of Cristiano returning has now gone too

[Arksided]

I firmly believe Rooney will be a United player next season. As for Ronaldo returning any hopes of that happening disappeared with SAF's retirement.

[gingejbee]

Is he going....bald again? Looks like it...at Wimbledon, yesterday!

[aelmpvw]

new start at chelsea wouldn't do him any harm

[AlwaysConfused]

So what are we on now, Shrek 4 or 5?

[baza]

he can't go abroad, he has trouble speaking English, unless it's to ask an Old Tom the price.

[Arksided]

If he is destined to leave OT, I do hope it's abroad and not a rival English club, as for the Bridge it didn't do Mark 'Sparky' Hughes any harm but that was a different time.

Going bald again... Oh no! I simply can't cope with news like that ;-)

[Ric.ror]

I too would hate to see Wayne going to another club over here - especially Chelski - as I really dislike that club (not the old Chelsea I hasten to add)
I agree about Cristiano though - shame