Pirate

[BilluSugger]

Seems like this is one of the few jobs available at this time of international crisis . How would I go about applying for a post ? Seeing as it is not a steady income do you think I would have to inform the benefits people?

[knobbynonut5]

Pirate 1 is now invisible on here

[johnny.5]

well start by forming an orderly queue over thar at the end orf that' plank

[knobbynonut5]

I want to be keel hauled

[naughtyboy]

.......do you have the quailifications/experiece ? when was the last time you had a jolly roger eh ?.....

[naughtyboy]

.....hating my keyboard......experience....there did it...

[crazycathy2]

If you're a one legged pirate it made affect your incapacity benefit but there again you might get a pirate ship as part of your mobility allowance- check it out

[noway2]

sign me up

[knobbynonut5]

I likes her ^ cause she is crazy

[knobbynonut5]

Goddam you noway hussain will you get out of the bloody way when I am posting to crazy c

[BilluSugger]

My own pirate ship? Now that would be cool !

[noway2]

sorry knobs dont want to come between you and CC

[crazycathy2]

noway you always in the way..... lol

[sara3]

you would have to declare it. if you're on JSA it may be considered that you're not making yourself available for full time paid work.

[crazycathy2]

BilluSugger

I have checked it out for you and I think

You can claim additional benefit for the parrot that would have to sit on your shoulder .

You can continue claiming JSA if you inform them that you are abroad looking for a job and you show written evidence you have an intgerview so suggest that you get Captain Hook to write them a parchment saying you are having same.

If you need help with your cv let me know

[naway]

i got rid of noway.carry on looooovers

[sara3]

crazycathy, you can't claim JSA whilst abroad!

[crazycathy2]

Come on Sara he is a would be pirate... with a cutlass

[crazycathy2]

sara3 do you work for jobcentre? if so can I ask you something?

[sara3]

you can ask, but I only deal with prosecuting naughty people :o)

[crazycathy2]

ha ha ha

I don't think this sounds right ,but someone we know went to a job and didn't like it so left and said the JobCentre had told them they could try it out and if they didn't like it they could remain on JSA. I think they were also paid for the few days they were there but not sure.

Is there a trial period?