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One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino.
Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for $850,000. The cashier insisted on checking such a large amount, and so a few minutes later the bank manager appeared to look. The bank manager, curious as to how Jayne came to have so much money, started to ask some questions.
"How did you get so much money?"
"Well", she replies, "I’m a bit of a gambler..."
"Really?" the manager replied, and started to give Jayne a lecture about the evils of gambling.
"No really, it’s fun!" insisted Jayne. "I bet you $10,000 that your balls are square!”
The manager was a bit shocked, but after thinking it though, thought that there was, no way could he lose the bet. So they shook hands and went out in to the car park so Jayne could check his balls.
Standing in the car park was a man wearing a gray suit.
"This is my attorney," said Jayne. "He’s here to make sure everything is legal."
"OK" said the bank manager, so Jayne stepped up in front of him, unzipped his trousers and gave his balls a good feel.
"You’re right, they’re not square!"
The manager smiled and looked over to the lawyer, who at this point was banging his head on the car. Confused, the manager asked Jayne, "What’s wrong with your lawyer?"
"Oh, I bet him $100,000 I would have your balls in my hands in five minutes."
Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for $850,000. The cashier insisted on checking such a large amount, and so a few minutes later the bank manager appeared to look. The bank manager, curious as to how Jayne came to have so much money, started to ask some questions.
"How did you get so much money?"
"Well", she replies, "I’m a bit of a gambler..."
"Really?" the manager replied, and started to give Jayne a lecture about the evils of gambling.
"No really, it’s fun!" insisted Jayne. "I bet you $10,000 that your balls are square!”
The manager was a bit shocked, but after thinking it though, thought that there was, no way could he lose the bet. So they shook hands and went out in to the car park so Jayne could check his balls.
Standing in the car park was a man wearing a gray suit.
"This is my attorney," said Jayne. "He’s here to make sure everything is legal."
"OK" said the bank manager, so Jayne stepped up in front of him, unzipped his trousers and gave his balls a good feel.
"You’re right, they’re not square!"
The manager smiled and looked over to the lawyer, who at this point was banging his head on the car. Confused, the manager asked Jayne, "What’s wrong with your lawyer?"
"Oh, I bet him $100,000 I would have your balls in my hands in five minutes."
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