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sandra4444 | 16:03 Sat 02nd Apr 2022 | ChatterBank

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What would you buy Putin for a Birthday present?
I would get him a Lego set. Hopefully would teach him how to build.

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DTCwordfan

shares in a building supplies company like Bradfords down here - or B&Q - 'Bombed & Quaked'

Bazile

A moral compass cos he's lost is way in life

vulcan42

I would buy him this book by Dale Carnegie.
"How to win friends and influence people in the digital age".

Smowball

I’d book him a holiday trip on a ferry - a P & O one!!

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Will he not become very bored Snow with the ship not moving from the dock?

Smowball

Exactly Sandra!! ;)

Khandro

A bottle of scotch & a revolver - or maybe just the revolver.

Stepping out onto the balcony with a revolver is what is expected of a man of honour, but of course, he isn't one, he's a coward & a thug.

naomi24

A copy of an old book called ‘How to make friends and influence people’ - in Russian.

rowanwitch

A mystery helicopter trip to the main Square in Kviv

sanmac

A pinata with a Molotov cocktail inside.

brian j john

A man is waiting in line for several hours at his local bank to try to withdraw his money. He loses patience, and, furiously, ends up screaming “This was a stupid war. I’m going to go and kill Putin because he’s done all of this.”

He goes to the Kremlin, fuming.

A few minutes later, he is back in line at the bank.

“Hey you came back” says another person waiting in line “what happened?”

“The line at the Kremlin is even longer than this one…”