The way to a man's heart

[Barmaid]

is not through his chest with a knife, but through his stomach.

So what would impress you guys if a lady were to cook?

Good old fashioned english? Haute cuisine? Steak and chips?

One, two or three courses?

[Bbbananas]

I have never met a man yet who doesn't like good old steak and chips.

It's not necessarily what I would choose to cook, but if I wanted to please him.....

I would always go for 2 courses - with the 3rd course as an option, depending...........

[Bbbananas]

whoops - that was a question for the men wasn't it. I've butted in again ;-( I can't help it. I'm home in 5 and I just have to get a word in.

[Barmaid]

lol Salla - no, it's not just for men. All opinions and advice welcomed!!!!!!!

[Bbbananas]

or, "would you like a shag when the meal's settled?"
"Of course"....

[Barmaid]

Absolutely NOT!!! lol I had the cleaner make up the spare room!!

[QueenOfAmber]

I'm not sure what guys like...
I just cook what I want! lol

[carrust]

pigs trotter & a tureen of tripe & onions gets me going;-)

[Barmaid]

Not sure I could eat that myself Carrust!!!

[GYMRAT]

most of the time i like to skip the main course and get straight to ''dessert!'' but then after all that energy ive just burned i like to go back to my main course,the real dessert and then ''dessert!'' once again before i fall a crumpled him onto the bed! (ps. when i wake up i also like to have another ''hot portion of desert!''

[GYMRAT]

octopuss flavoured ice cream with gravy flavoured chocolate sauce!

[Barmaid]

I think you will find that that many portions of White Chocolate Amaretto Terrine with a Plum Coulis will make you sick, Gymrat.

[carrust]

Neither could I barmaid. salla got it right owt with chips does for me.

[Jan1957]

doc, pop round. Guess what's for dinner tonight, yep sausage, mash and beans. It's ready in 20 minutes.

[GYMRAT]

oh no! i could survive on ''dessert'' around the clock,but its my other half that cant take the pain of the White Chocolate Amaretto Terrine with a Plum Coulis!

[legendis.god]

surprise me

but none of that masterchef heston bloodyfool arsey stuff




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[stompe]

This with Cream please!
http://www.icingandthecake.co.uk/images/cake-a dult-birth/boobs.jpg
Hi Barmaid moulded on you i am told! lol

[GYMRAT]

stompe,your the one that was supposed to supply the cream!

[Barmaid]

lmao Leggy. OK, will make a mental note to stay away from Heston Bloomingfool when you come to dinner!

Stompe! Really!!!!!! Do you think presenting a guy with a cake resembling breasts really sends out the right message?