The Missus Is On Strike! Should She Be Allowed?

[paraffin]

Me better 'alf has just called on the "dog" ordering me to take her for chish 'n fips after work! Can't be bothered to cook, says she!
Wot kind of attitude is that? How idle is she being, I ask? I thought it was a woman's place to feed her lord+master?
After all, "the way to a man's heart etc etc....."
Not good enuff, is it guys???

[samuelcat]

The way to a mans heart is usually through the rib cage.You better hope the wife doesnt think of that.
Anyway,no cooking,no washing up, think of all the spare time she will have to tell you how lucky she is to have you.

[Spineless1]

Stand up to her m8, tell her as it is, tea on table, cold beer in glass, tv control in your hand and while your on your knees woman.

[sn�gs]

Salt and vinegar?

Only fish and chips... you've got off lightly... stop ya winging...

[Reincarnated]

Stand up to her m8, tell her as it is, tea on table, cold beer in glass, tv control in your hand and while your on your knees woman.

And dont forget its an apron during daytime,and a black and red leather,rubber,pvc outfit in the night time!

[Spineless1]

nice one re ha ha

[paraffin]

Having a good chuckle, guys, great answers!

You just can't get the staff nowadays, can you?

[sn�gs]

Could have been worse paraffin... she could have demanded a ''fish supper'' this evening :-o

[samuelcat]

And your all going to say these things to your own ladies tonight . I think not.

[zzxxee]

oh dear lol

[Reincarnated]

You should have asked her how did she get her chain to stretch from the sink to the phone!

[Spineless1]

and who dialled the numbers

[paraffin]

Keep it lighthearted, guys.

[sn�gs]

When your at the chippy, ffs don't let her see the Savaloys...

Could harm your whole Bank Holiday w/e...