This Is What....

[gness]

...a strict Catholic upbringing does to a person.....

I'm gardening and a police helicopter is circling above me....

My first thought was......Oh heck, now what have I done ...... ☻

[boxtops]

It's that big hole you're digging, gness.....

[shoota]

It's meeeee......!!!

Give us a wave!

[gingejbee]

I'm not Catholic, and in the same circumstances I think "What have the neighbours been doing now?"

[gness]

Boxy....you promised you'd keep that to yourself.....☺

Hi, Shoota.....turn the engine down a bit please.....x

Ginge.....I'm the only Catholic in the close ....although lapsed...well excommunicated.... so it has to be me..... :-(

[shoota]

So, what have you been doing?

[gness]

I was considering Chill's request to go and lamp a d!ck...maybe my rake is bugged....x

[Slapshot]

You didn't have the urge to flash your butt

[gness]

It's autumn, Slappy.....I only do that in the spring when I'm planting out and need to test the warmth of the soil....☺

[stuey]

Perhaps the copper-chopper guys are taking an interest in that copious amount of green leafy substance that you are tending:)

[shoota]

It's not a full moon tonight then?

[gness]

Not even a half moon, Shoota....

Stuey.....only once....and that was a complete accident.....☺

[cupid04]

You weren't flashing your puddings were yer ;-)

[Slapshot]

I went for reasonably polite..... nice one Cupes xx

[gness]

You know that's only when I visit Yorkshire, Cupid!

[cupid04]

Didn't you know that's gness in Aunt Bessie ad? lol!

[gness]

One day, Cupid....one day......☺...x

[ummmm]

Haha....I'm exactly the same.

[Old_Geezer]

Yeah, perhaps 6 foot by 2½ foot wasn't a good choice of hole size.

[gness]

Did you ever see the play....Once a Catholic....Ummmm...says it all.....

OG....She was only 5'3"......which was just as well.....clay soil is hard digging.....but the plants will thrive.....☺

[anneasquith]

billy Connelly ( I think ) '' there is no one more quilt ridden than a lapsed catholic'' !!