Magic
A man was walking down a street in town.
A magic Fairy appeared in front of him.
'I can grant you 3 wishes, she oozed
'What is your first wish ? '
' I would like an everlasting pint of Guinness' replied the man,
The fairy waved her wand, and a pint of Guinness appeared.
The man drunk from the glass, and it was good. The glass refilled itself, and the man consumed the second pint.
This carried on a number of times, with the glass being refilled automatically.
The Magic Fairy, wishing to get on with the matter in hand asked
' And what is your second and third wishes?'
The man replied
'I'll have another 2 pints of them, please'