Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[alexanderd]

Hello Mamy I am game for a pie if there is one spare.
I have, for the raffle
A hot-water bottle cover
a cup and saucer
and a picture of a pigeon

[petal54]

good evening,I must strike a riot re the hedges of Dorset,the are not unruly,just a haven for wild life.I could do with a pickled walnut!I've an almond tart for the ruffle +woolly underpants,unused.

[Mamyalynne]

A slice of pie for you dear Alex and a 'leg up'.

Is it a fancy pigeon or the common kind.

[slinky.kate]

hello mamya,i came sharp as i was to meet maj.is he here yet or iam i first,for the rufflet i brought a half finished jumbo crossword,maybe yous can help me out,an underwater hairdryer and a chocolate kettle and some confetti.

[petal54]

is that a leg up or a leg over?

[albaqwerty]

Evening mamya.:)

That lot do like their gallivanting don't they??

I can offer half a tutu (which makes it a one-one I s'pose)
and 2 bashed-in ping-pong ballss

Those volty vens look lovely

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Matron!

Absolutely parched & your 'Leg-up' sounds just the ticket...

I have the following for the rofl -

1-gallon drum of prawn cocktail sauce.
3 opened tubes of Algipan (not as good as Matron's "special rub").
Some sticky buns. Well, they are now...

You will be pleased to know that I'm wearing the reinforced trousers with pick-proof locks, Matron, so no frightening the guests tonight!

Now where shall I hide the coats this week?..

[Mamyalynne]

Definitely a 'leg up' you sort the other out for yourselves, Kate do show some decorum, desperation is not a pretty sight.

What lovey prizes everyone has brought, come gather by the Inglenook.

[petal54]

so,maj,it be you who stole,sorry,hid my cloak

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Maj and so glad we will have no repeat of the 'trouser' incident. Algipan is very good for rusty hinges.

We do have a cloakroom you know.

[Lie-in King]

Wotcher, kinky! Hide that bottle - they'll have it off you quicker than you can say "Where's my bottle gone"!

[rsvp]

oooohh - this looks like fun - may I observe and learn the form for a while? I may be able to contribute jugged hare.?

[alexanderd]

There is an outside chance we could win something on the rifl tonight since you-know-who is away

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss rsvp - I'll be your butler this evening (though you'd be hard-pressed to tell at times...), may I hide your coat & proffer you a "Leg-Up"?

[Lie-in King]

Wouldn't bank on it, Alex - she's bound to have a contingency plan in effect...

[albaqwerty]

I've found a load of bottles in the cloakroom cupboard. They are full :)

Unfortunately, the labels are missing

[alexanderd]

you are probably right your maj, hello rsvp, come in and sit down matron will be along soon with the medical supplies. You must need something if you have come in here

[Lie-in King]

I'd risk it...

[Mamyalynne]

rsvp - have you 'first caught your hare'?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while Matron's not here, they're lovely!