embarrassing dates

[SLINKYKATE]

what is the most embarrassing thing that happened on a date,a guy i fancied (i was 17) took me for a run on his motorbike,when we stopped for a kiss and cuddle he said to to me '**** it or walk it' so i said walk it and he drove away and left me stranded in the countryside,i was really scared as i had to pass by an old eerie graveyard i was supposed to be home for 10.30 and i was still trekking the countryside at 11.when i finally got home i couldnt tell my dad what happened,he would have went for the guy,so i told him i was babysitting and he believed me.

[sqad617]

lol lol.

[mrs_overall]

At 16 I went on a blind date. I'm 6ft tall....he was 4'11".
As he walked me to my bus stop he asked me to walk in the gutter!

[Yvaines09]

Not mine but my aunt's ... decided to meet up with a guy off the internet and agreed to meet at Heathrow. She drove round and round trying to find somewhere to park and saw this very much "older" gentleman waving frantically to her. She stopped, wound the window down and he said, It's OK - he's just gone off to find the loo! My aunt is in her 50's - this guy had brought his Dad along LOL

[hailthechimp]

The most embarrasing thing was we ended up having sex,then i got up and stumbled drunkenly to the toilet 5 times and then id stumble back to the bedroom which seemed to change location evertime i came back (i just blamed my lack of bearings on the booze) and have sex with her again,so imagine how i felt 9 months later when her 2 older sister,her mum and her grandmum said that i was then father of all of their babies! Oh how we laughed and joked that for christmas i was going to get a satnav as a present!

[craft1948]

hey mrs_o have you seen the guy christina ricci has just got engaged to - she's 5'0" and he's 6'6"......

[sqad617]

mrs_o

When he told his mates about this 6ft date, did he say

" When we were nose to nose, my toes was init and when we were toes to toes my nose was init"

[mrs_overall]

craft, I'm just waiting for a comment from one of the guys (probably sqad) about christina ricci, and her fiance saying to her....."while you're down there..."

[sqad617]

mrs_0.....how dare you?

[craft1948]

LOL mrs _o but I must admit they do look funny together...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1 162903/Little-large-Christina-Ricci-agrees-mar ry-6ft-6in-fianc-twice-size.html

[rinkins]

I wish Lakitu would come back, she had some corkers!

[trimmed-bush]

squad

ha ha ha you are so funny. like the chuckle brothers.

[SLINKYKATE]

mrs-overall loved your answer

[NoMercy]

I have often made the mistake of having a couple of drink (for Dutch Courage) immediately prior to a date. I'll leave the rest to your imagination........!

[hailthechimp]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1 162903/Little-large-Christina-Ricci-agrees-mar ry-6ft-6in-fianc-twice-size.html

Wow,so thats what id look like if i dated an oompah loompah.

[hailthechimp]

Trimmed bush,here you go


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/70125 53.stm

[trimmed-bush]

wow 20 years. 20 years of squad copying their humour

[4getmenot]

Not embarrassing as such but I have said on here before I got set up on a blond dater wasn�t interested and hate being set up at end of night boy went home and hung himself. Beat that

[craft1948]

you want to try it sometime trimmed - humour that is....

[redcrx]

a long time before my mum met my dad she went on a couple of dates with a guy
he was due to meet her one saturday but phoned last minute and cancelled but arranged to call her the following week.
the next week he took her out and apologised for cancelling on her the week before.
his excuse..........he was getting married that day.

[rinkins]

Oh 4get that's not funny at all?!