Silly Statements

[jd_here]

Freshly made sandwiches......as opposed to stalely made ones?

[emmie]

"in this moment in time" and " in all honesty", well not really.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Ears peirced while you wait

[jd_here]

Buy one - get one free......you don't get out for nout, they're charging you too much in ordinary time!

[emmie]

sorry think that should be "at this moment in time"
just as bad.

[B00]

From your kids...

"I won't do it again....honest!"

[Bbbananas]

'ears pierced while you wait' is a classic !!

[piggynose]

3 years free interest

[WELSHYORKIE]

Don't come running to me if you break your leg

I'd give my right arm to play in goal for England

[McMouse]

Military Intelligence......

[Mosaic]

The number of times I've heard a pompous desk-flyer describe a document as 'an executive summary'.
It's a summary.
A short version of the whole thing.
Executive means what in this?

[mike11111]

Socialist Worker.

[WELSHYORKIE]

This will hurt me more than it will hurt you (- my headmaster back in 1969 when the barsteward caned me!!)

[mike11111]

What had you done? I got caned for blocking all the cisterns with toilet paper.

[WELSHYORKIE]

I kicked a football through the music room window 3 days running!!!! Cost was about £80 a time to fix - back in 1969 that was a lot of money - mindst you it was a friggin big window. Then there was the time I told our Geography to go forth and multiply when in the 4th form (1971) - I was half p1ssed after being in the pub at dinnertime - and yes, I know better now - don't drink - it gets me into trouble!!!

[mike11111]

At my school footballs were strictly forbidden, probably for that very reason. Football in the playground was played with tennis balls.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Mike - I wish it had been the same at ours - that effing cane hurt!!!

[mike11111]

I was more frightened of the prefects than the masters. Some were right vicious sods.

[AB Editor]

Mosaic - Executive summary surely means "We've made it sound good enough to impress the person reviewing it but also complicated enough so they don't fully understand the implications of it, which mostly benefit us, the authors"?

[WELSHYORKIE]

Yeah, we had one evil fecker who used to victimise 1st year newbies - until he got his comeuppance of a parent out of school, who broke his nose and jaw. Never did see much of him after that.

[lady-janine]

regular coffee or whatever

what the heck is an irregular one? believe me i get some strange looks when i ask for one.