One liner for Monday

[McMouse]

An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks "have you ever been bedridden"? She replies "yes I have, and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too"

[Bbbananas]

McM - I love you ;-)

[TheOtherHalf]

I sometimes wake up grumpy in the mornings, sometimes I let him have a lie in

[Bbbananas]

ToH - are you doc's wife?!

[RATTER15]

Dr told old lady "you have acute Angina" she relied "never mind the compliments, whats wrong with me"?

[WELSHYORKIE]

pmsl - thank you !!!

[Bbbananas]

I went to the doc with a painful knee. He said "You'll have to stop masturbating".
"Why?" I asked.
"So I can examine you....."


;-)

[RATTER15]

Old lady said to GP, "could you give me something for wind"? He gave her a kite!

She said could you give me something for my liver? he gave her a bag of potatoes and an onion.

[McMouse]

salla.....what's the best way of getting coffee off the keyboard?