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McMouse | 09:10 Mon 13th Jun 2011 | ChatterBank
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An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks "have you ever been bedridden"? She replies "yes I have, and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too"
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McM - I love you ;-)
09:11 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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I sometimes wake up grumpy in the mornings, sometimes I let him have a lie in
09:12 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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ToH - are you doc's wife?!
09:13 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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Dr told old lady "you have acute Angina" she relied "never mind the compliments, whats wrong with me"?
09:14 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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pmsl - thank you !!!
09:14 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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I went to the doc with a painful knee. He said "You'll have to stop masturbating".
"Why?" I asked.
"So I can examine you....."


;-)
09:16 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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Old lady said to GP, "could you give me something for wind"? He gave her a kite!

She said could you give me something for my liver? he gave her a bag of potatoes and an onion.
09:17 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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salla.....what's the best way of getting coffee off the keyboard?
09:18 Mon 13th Jun 2011

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