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carlton23 | 11:10 Tue 09th Mar 2010 | Jokes
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Why.......do Supermarkets make all the sick and disabled people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while fit people can buy their fags at the front?

Why,,,,,,,do people order double cheeseburgers, large orders of chips, and a Diet Coke?

Why.......do banks and post offices leave both doors open......and then chain their pens to the counters?

Why........do we leave our valuable cars in the driveway and keep our useless junk in the garage?
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Good questions, here are some more.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy booze when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?
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Marvel, Did you get the same forwarded e-mail from a friend as me?
No I didn't Carlton, I found it on the internet.
and you can tell how long it's been there by the mention of Windows 95.
yes jno quite old
and that's Windows 1895, what's more.
HaHa, even I am not that old.
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I am.
lol, you are doing well then
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I`m going to live forever.......so far so good. I`m 75...honest.
75 as you say doing well so far. Who knows one day we might be able to live for ever. Imagine AB in 2195
I bet we will be reading the same gags though in 2195
Think we should have a new section on AB...The Derby & Joan club. LOL

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