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McMouse | 09:10 Wed 16th Jun 2010 | ChatterBank
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Speckled Hen and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only £15 for 24 bottles," he replies.
"Put them back! We can't afford them," orders the wife.
They carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on the woman picks up a £30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, "So does 24 bottles of Speckled Hen, and it's half the price."


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I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

I love Speckled Hen..... ;-)
mcmouse have you ventured into sickipedia, seems like your type of site?
Ha Ha McMouse ! I agree with salla, Speckled Hen is great but I do have the advantage of not having to buy Face Cream
heard it afore!
Speckled Hen isnt as good since Greene King started brewing it.
I thought I had noticed a subtle difference since I first started neckholing the stuff down at Goodbarns Yard.
Its not as strong. Also will give a banging headache as they use alot of golden syrup in it. And as any beer geek knows invert sugars such as syrup is hangover material.
lol
> I love Speckled Hen

So do I, but not in bottles...

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