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Shaglene | 17:01 Mon 13th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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A man ordered Turbot at a swish fish restaurant.
Halfway through the meal, the waiter came to the table and asked "How are you enjoying the Turbot ?"

"Its Brill" the man replied.

So sorry said the waiter, "I'll have a word with our fishmonger".
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Haha... Good Cod!
17:03 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Would the fishmongers be that scottish firm, Sturgeon & Sons ?
17:06 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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customer left with a breaming smile tho.
17:07 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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I know the Fishmonger. A Fin I think...
17:10 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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obviously a relative of Captain Haddock
17:13 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Bass.........The firm was Sturgeon and Salmon..........(Sorry Baz, got your name wrong)
17:14 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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My neigbbour , Su, loves Brill - shi lives next door but one .
17:17 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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It could've been worse. It could've been Pollocks...
17:20 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Nor a plaice to go to.
17:27 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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That "cook" don't know his wrasse from his minnow!!
18:38 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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I shall just perch here, and read this joke.
23:08 Mon 13th Nov 2017

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