Bob The Undertaker..........

[Shaglene]

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” asked his wife.

“I had a terrible day” replied Bob.

“I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.

When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection”.

“Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection.

So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half”.

“I see”, said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"

Bob replied, ” …Wrong room …”

[Svejk]

Pull the other one.

[Patsy33]

Did you get the wrong end of the stick?

[aelmpvw]

did they get the coffin lid down eventually?

[Ellipsis]

What a plonker ...

[Old_Geezer]

:-)
Liked that one.
Sorry I hit him now

[murraymints]

why could the undertaker not get Bob Marley's coffin lid to close ?.......

it kept jammin '

[Quoi]

innocent bloke was just lying there waiting for his little blue pill to wear off.. and got attacked for no reason.
Personally, I probably wouldn't have been able to get close enough to punch you.

[marval]

Ah, I wonder what he used to give the man a black eye.

[cupid04]

* svejk...//Pull the other one// Did he have two, lol!

[Patsy33]

Poor man, he probably tried to stick it out til morning....

[Patsy33]

Poor man, he probably tried to stick it out til morning....

[Baldric]

Ouch! x 2

[Jackdaw33]

Not far from the truth. When I was in a nursing home last year I was awakened at night by two undertakers who had come to collect my body. You should have seen their faces!

[Chipchopper]

Hue Jericson was in the next room down the hall

[CatGirl4]

I would have loved to see their faces Jackdaw33

[marval]

Bet you got a bit of a fright too Jackdaw

[Jackdaw33]

When they saw me stir they said, "Sorry, wrong room."

I asked if they were undertakers and when they said yes I told them to come back in thirty years when I would be just about ready.

[marval]

lol Jackdaw.