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maggiebee | 00:03 Sat 12th Mar 2016 | Jokes
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My mate swallowed his phone and got it stuck in his throat.
I had to ring his neck.

Just to let you all know I've been admitted to Hospital. I've just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring.

As a child my mother used to beat me with a camera.
I keep having flash backs.
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