There was a big spider in the bathroom earlier so I called mr. c to rescue me
as I'm terrified of the little blighters. Mr. c proceeded to flush said spider
down the toilet but the damn thing still doing the breast stroke and 'm desperate for a wee. i honestly dont fancy anything with eight legs trying to to tickle my bum. What would you advise?
Poor thing, catch him in a glass, scoop him out of the water and put him outside. I couldn't bear to watch him drown, it upsets me even now to think about it :(
I could lend you a cat, who will fish it out and "play" with it until it's dead, and then will just sit and look at it wondering why it doesn't move any more
What are you frightened of, you st*pid woman? That little arachnid would be far more terrified of your 'bits' lowering themselves onto the toilet seat than you could ever be of it!