Trick or treat

[Barmaid]

We all geared up for tomorrow then? I've just been finding the decorations and sorting stuff out.

I just said to Mr BM "What are you dressing up as to take **** trick or treating?"

"Dunno", he says "Perhaps if you take him, there'll be no need for anyone to dress up".

I shall poison his supper..........

[snags]

''We all geared up for tomorrow then?''

Yes. I have my costume ready and China is taking me up and down the road for half an hour before my dinner.

[237SJ]

Lights dimmed - check
Black out curtains up - check
Remote controlled water gun installed - check
Trip wire tightened - check

Yup, I`m ready

[Prudie]

Dunno. Toss up between going to Tesco tonight and buying loads of sweets or planning to spend a couple of hours tomorrow night upstairs with all the lights off pretending we're out!

[mrs.chappie]

Wire your doorbell up to the mains electricity. That'll stop the little blighters coming back next year.

[Barmaid]

i have immense sympathy with that point of view and when I lived alone would never answer the door.

I've found a half way house though - rather than annoy the hell out of complete strangers, me and some of the neighbours have reach an "arrangement"!!!

[friedgreentomato]

Barmaid just wear that fetching little black basque and stockings out that'll soon shut him up

[Psybbo]

Wish I had thought of that, fgt

[Baldric]

Padlocks will be on gates before it gets dark, job done, no trick or treaters

[friedgreentomato]

Lol sibton

[emmie]

i wouldn't ever open the door to someone i don't know, and not sure why we have adopted trick or treat

[queenofmean]

I'm not dressing up but I am looking forward to seeing the box from my work made into Frankenstein's feet

[Barmaid]

Trust me, I am only doing this because little lad wants to. And we will ONLY be making pre-arranged visits. Personally, I'd turn off all the lights and pretend we aren't here.

This isn't the first time FGT that he has been so rude. 2 years ago we took the kids on a "Spooky Halloween Bus Ride". The commentator said "Can you see the wicked witch" and Mr BM shouted "Yes" and turned and pointed at me.

[Psybbo]

Well, being a witch should help in your profession, runs away with ASBO

[Barmaid]

lol Sibton. If you can carry him that far without losing a limb, good luck!!!!!

(It is possible that my gown may double up as a cape tomorrow though!!)

QoM - what do you mean?

[queenofmean]

Barmaid....hit him where it hurts....his WALLET!!! Then he might not be so rude or flick elastic bands...can i come too Sibton?

[Barmaid]

his wallet is quite sadly empty QoM. He has no money. My revenge is always sweet though........

[McMouse]

Person I know wraps up raw brussel sprouts in Ferrero Rocher foil and gives them to Trick or Treaters.

[Psybbo]

Yes QoM, you can hold ASBO for me!

[Barmaid]

lmao McMouse. If I could be bothered to do that, I might.

[DTCwordfan]

the best trick is to dress in black and lie on a (black or dark) rug on the ground, or a stone slab, or if you can source it a coffin.

Let the kids come up to the door for their treats and then when they step away with their ill-gotten gain, that is the moment you rise............wait for the screams!