Gaming1 min ago
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I have one:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Any better ones out there?
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
----> Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
----> Won ton
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
----> 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
----> 1 billigram
Half of a large intestine:
----> 1 semicolon
1000 aches:
----> 1 kilohurtz
The basic unit of laryngitis:
----> 1 hoarsepower
1 million microphones:
----> 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds:
----> two kilomockingbirds
52 cards:
----> 1 decacards
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
----> 1 I.V. League
----> Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
----> Won ton
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
----> 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
----> 1 billigram
Half of a large intestine:
----> 1 semicolon
1000 aches:
----> 1 kilohurtz
The basic unit of laryngitis:
----> 1 hoarsepower
1 million microphones:
----> 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds:
----> two kilomockingbirds
52 cards:
----> 1 decacards
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
----> 1 I.V. League
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