Men - They're All The Same!

[LadyCG]

Me ... "Will you get me bottle of wine?"

Him ... "No, its Thursday night."

Me ... "I haven't got work in the morning.

Him ... "Don't care, it's still Thursday."

Me ... "I'll do you a sexual favour."

I'm now sat here with a very nice glass of Zinfandel...

[DTCwordfan]

cheaper than diamonds......

[LadyCG]

Hey even threw in a bag of scratching. Halal, of course.

[jourdain2]

Halal pork scratchings?!

[DTCwordfan]

for some scratching down under, well.......

[Patsy33]

When you've drank the wine. Tell him you've got a headache....

[LadyCG]

I know, Jourdain. He's a keeper!

[DTCwordfan]

sounds like he's a game keeper....

[LadyCG]

I wouldn't do that, Patsy. I've convinced him to wait til Saturday.

Believe me, come Saturday 28.01.23, I WILL deliver ...

[BANANASPLITS]

I bet the sexual favour is "f -off later" ;-)
Bad headache x

[kvalidir]

Yeah they are all the same. On lazy slobbing in bed days we have...

'If you get up and get food I'll do such and such'

'Naaaah, but if you get up and get food I'LL do such and such'

until someone decides it's worth the getting up and getting food :)

[LadyCG]

Neither he nor I would ever get out of bed for the sake of food. Unless we were in a hotel of course... You snooze, you lose in a hotel.

[LadyCG]

DT ... *Guffaw*

He's certainly game ...

[ummmm]

It would depend on where he was when I asked him for wine. On his way home from work wouldn't be a problem. Once he's home it would be a very rare event for him to go to the shop. He'd give me the bank card though.

[LadyCG]

Don't you have your own bank card?

We had a joint account even before we were married.

[ummmm]

Yes I do, of course I do, who in this day and age doesn't have one? Its just he pays the day to day stuff and my money is saved.

[LadyCG]

I like your style.

[tonyav]

Pity these don't service the Black Country, LadyCG.
Sexual favours for picking up a phone ;-)
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[gness]

A woman who sees wine as day to day stuff is a woman after my own heart... ;-)

[LadyCG]

Gness, it really is an essential component of everyday life :-)))) Hic!

[gness]

Isn't it just, Lady......I remember when a bottle of Blue Nun on a Sunday lunch time was thought devilish...I was such an innocent...then I met you know who!.... ;-)