Revenge.........

[mccfluff]

is it a dish best served cold?

any good revenge stories you'd like to share?

[4getmenot]

I cant say I;ve really gone out purposely to get any revenge. Karm always seems to get the people that have upset me. The only time I did try get revenge it backfired on me. A lad had been chasing me around school with a chicken foot so when he was in class I found his coat took it to the sewing room and machine sewed his sleeves up, I put it back on peg and waited for him to come out. Only to my horror another boy picked it up. Woops

[mccfluff]

bit late for that vibra

it backfired on me too, i showed some nekkid pics of an ex to everyone but his mates all bigged him up and his mum walloped me one

[ummmm]

lol mcfluff.

I read about a scorned woman who got into her ex's house and hid loads of frozen prawns. Under carpets, airing cupboards etc. Could you imagine the stink? lol

[rinkins]

My Mum poured milk under the seats in her ex's car

[ummmm]

Cool Mum rinkins :-)

[rinkins]

he he LOL i found it funny too!

[China Doll]

Too much like wasted energy and negative energy at that. I'd rather spend that energy making myself feel good rather than someone else feel bad.

[rinkins]

I fluffy would serve it slight warmed on a bed of salad with a nice glass of chablis

[sn�gs]

mccfluff... whilst he's asleep, superglue his foreskin to the duvet cover... doesn't sound like much does it... we did it to David Wise one night during a school trip... he cried like a baby as we ripped the duvet back off the bed in the morning...

[ummmm]

How evil....lol

[mccfluff]

arghhhhhh that's plain nasty snags, sides i'm not getting that close to his bits ever again

i'm liking China's suggestion more but i can't get past the fact he owes me money and its money i can't afford to loose!

[China Doll]

If you care for me at all, you will NOT do that thing with the chaps foreskin! It will eventually end up my problem for so many reasons... :c(

[sn�gs]

^ Jeeeez.... wtf do you do again for a living? lol...

[mccfluff]

sorry china but the thought of him ending up in your hands..........

(off to by some glue)

[China Doll]

Home security? Lol!

I'd tell you if I could darling but it's a little public for me and I'm shy... It's not as dodgy as it sounds, trust me! ;0)

[sn�gs]

Oooooh Matron!

^ that's the image I now have in my head of you... and I'm sticking with it!

[China Doll]

I'd really rather you didn't honey! It's not particularly flattering.

[sn�gs]

It does it for me China ;-)


mccfluff... do you still have access to where he lives?

When he's next away for a week or so... sprinkle a few packets of cress seeds into his living room carpet: lightly sprinkle with water and turn up the heating.

On his return... wall to wall interior lawn...

[mccfluff]

i've got images of Hattie Jakes now.........


naaaahhhhhh snags, i can't be arsed to be honest, i'll just humilate him in public!