Just Back From Sops, Guess What, No Toilet Rolls In Home Bargains

[SparklyKid]

Got some at Morrisons at twice the price. Going to attempt using both sides from now on, could get messy.

[bookbinder]

Don't send us the video.

[retrocop]

All for recycling to a point but....................

[SparklyKid]

I might go back to torn up pieces of the radio times, remember those days well. Yesterdays progs tattooed on your backside.

[Peter Pedant]

pas de bog rolls
oo la la

I wd make a stink about that one - a big one !

am I allowed to wallow in lavatorial teenage humour on AB ?

[Apc2604]

If it's one thing I would never buy cheaply, it's loo paper. Cheap loo paper is awful!!

[Barsel]

Although Tesco have said there is no need for panic buying as they are well stocked, I was unable to get lots of things on my online shop today and those things you can buy don't seem to have a limit on them.They should definitely put a limit on the number of toilet rolls you can buy, and other essentials.

[diddlydo]

Expensive loo roll is a complete waste of money in my opinion!

[retrocop]

Government issue IZAL was free. No one in their right mind would buy it. Would they ?

[retrocop]

I just love Bog roll impregnated with Aloe Vera and a quick sprinkle of Spritz cucumber and Aloe Vera cocktail. Heaven.

[SparklyKid]

Remember Izal only too well. More slide than wipe,lol.

[EdmundD]

I remember decades ago when I used to visit Army establishments. If you used a squaddies toilet the loo rolls were like sandpaper. On the other hand the Officers Mess loos had rolls that were like mohair.

[bookbinder]

Regarding Izal, retro, I used to buy it, many moons ago, before this soft stuff appeared, and I was never certified!

[Apc2604]

I don't buy expensive or cheap. Just good quality, Diddly. Some brands are thin and nasty! I don't buy the silly quilted stuff though.

[Jackdaw33]

When I was at school Izal made an excellent substitute for tracing paper, which was expensive. Someone would ask to go to the toilet and come back with a wad of paper which he would hand out.

[Barsel]

The ones left on the shelves are the expensive ones, but if people are desperate, I suppose they will buy them.

[diddlydo]

Don't get me wrong - I'm not advocating a return to Izal as I had enough of that in the 50s before my mother discovered the non-scratchy stuff!

[Bobbisox1]

Got plenty here if you run out Sparklykid , not with panic buying but just getting them regularly from Costco

[retrocop]

//Regarding Izal, retro, I used to buy it, many moons ago, before this soft stuff appeared, and I was never certified!//

Well you wouldn't of been certified many years ago. There wasn't any other choice apart from the Daily Sketch or Radio Times. :-)

[retrocop]

If this lockdown nonsense becomes a regular fiasco I'm off to buy a bidet if there are any left. Always handy as a wine cooler in better times.

[jennyjoan]

because of my toilet not having a great flush, I need to get Cushelle which flushes ok. I couldn't get my usual 24 rolls last night in Lidl so had to buy a Lidl product. Floralytes I think.