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I've had a new boiler fitted in the kitchen and when I run the hot water into either the kitchen or bathroom sink it comes out opaque , but after a minute or so the water in the sink starts to clear....
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trt
Looking for a 37''inch LCD for my daughter for a house warming pressie for next month. Anybody know of any good deals going on? I have looked at Argos and Curry's on-line which vary....
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marval
I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like...
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bluebirdino
gerry rafferty has been buried in the same graveyard as ronald macdonald and heath ledger . theres a clown to the left of him , joker to the right !...
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Jemisa
The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and...
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zabado
Can anybody tell me the name of the song that Michael Palin attempted to sing with the Russian sailors on his program "Full circle". Thank you.
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AB Editor
Merry Christmas! I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can. Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in...
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Groupie
" My dogs got no nose, how does he smell, Bloody awful. well my dog doesn't eat any meat" Why because we dont give him any"
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wildwood
IN THE REAL TRADITION of Charles Dickens! I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England. He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now. His wife has done nothing but stare...
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lesblue
Well, I'm guessing she was poor........she only had 86p in her purse.
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fluffyfeet
does anybody know how to get live matches on ur pc free
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zabado
I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm guessing she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.
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oranger
Referees in Scotland have gone on strike.They could give Man United a ring and borrow one of their's.
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zabado
How many years has Pat Rice been with Arsenal.?.
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cojones
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
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zabado
Do you remember a rock and roll group called " Darts ". Their hits included Daddy Cool, Boy from New York city, and The Duke of Earl. Do you know what they are doing now ?.
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kris4291
Can anyone explain where the saying "It's raining in Paris" when someones petticoat is showing comes from?
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zabado
My wife's been missing a week now ........The police have told me to prepare for the worst........So I've been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back .
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moowzer
Dead people.

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