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TThe unsung hero of Headingley 1981
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Congratulations to Greg Hancock, World Speedway Champion for the second time, fourteen years after his first title. Has any sportsman gone longer than 14 years between World titles?
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I notice that a horse today won a race by "a nose". I was under the impression that a "short head" was the shortest winning distance. When did they start using "nose" as...
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goes into a shop and asks for a packet of Tampax. Asistant asks him if he is sure that is what he wants. "Yes" says the boy, "they are for my four-year-old brother"....
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Thanks so much mate, I managed to have a little bit on your third and fourth tips yesterday and they both obliged. Because I work stupid times, I often miss your selections until after they've run,...
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so I got one................she is 21 years old, and her name is Lucy.
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has used Coleen's pubic hair for his transplant. Apparently the operation has a higher success rate if transplanted from one ***t to another.
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I've never been a real lover of American sitcoms, but have recently been introduced to Modern Family. A well-written, well-acted show in my opinion. Anyone agree?...
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between Henry Cooper and Osama Bin Laden? Henry could still stand after twelve rounds.
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I watched him towards the end of his long career. A great player, and a great man.
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Has Liz been "botoxed" or something along those lines? Her face seems different, sort of puffier if that makes sense. Also, another Corrie classic................ Katie: "Ches, can we...
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a pair of my wife's knickers from the washing line.....she'd be grateful if the thief would return the twenty-two clothes pegs.
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In last night's episode, David Platt's slapper fiancee said she was unaware that David had been out with Tina. Didn't he have "Tina" tattooed on his arm a couple of years back? That might...
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Following on from mccfluff's question re astroturf: I went to Loftus Road to watch a QPR v Chelsea match in the early 1980's. Somebody had daubed a slogan on the pitch, and the match was played with...
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when I was approached by a young woman with a clipboard. "Excuse me, Sir", she said "could you tell me what you use for grooming?" You should have seen her face when I replied...
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When I reported it to the police, the copper asked "how did you find the body?" "Well", I replied, "The t!ts were OK, but the ar$e was a bit large!!"...
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Following on from a comment made by haggisdj on another thread (asking about the stars on Man City's badge), I wondered when the custom of placing these stars for trophies won started. I remember...
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Player of the decade.........Well done Fatboy.
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Well, I'm guessing she was poor........she only had 86p in her purse.

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