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Rondy

A Few More

My son's swallowed some of our Scrabble tiles so now we're looking for an A & E.
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I`ve been told I need to go to hospital for an operation on my knees,I dont know why I cant just walk in like... ...
12:22 Wed 06th Mar 20242 answers, last by Patsy33 00:28 Thu 07th Mar 2024
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zabado

Mobile Phones.

I going to Thailand/Vietnam in a few weeks and was thinking of buying a new mobile phone while I'm there. When I bring it home and put my sim card in it will it work in the UK ?.
14:41 Tue 20th Feb 20246 answers, last by zabado 09:40 Wed 21st Feb 2024
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zabado

Tv Aerial.

If I got a TV aerial guy to put my TV aerial inside my loft space under the roof would it lose any of the signal strength....
14:13 Tue 12th Sep 20238 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:37 Tue 12th Sep 2023
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William51

Mushroom.

Why was the mushroom always happy ?. Because he was a fungi....
21:27 Fri 08th Sep 20235 answers, last by zabado 09:31 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Rondy

Dominoes

This young lad played dominoes with his workmates every lunchtime, and every lunchtime he'd win. He walloped 'em; he beat them hollow. Well, one day, the lads had had enough. After their dommies...
13:17 Fri 12th May 20232 answers, last by zabado 21:33 Fri 12th May 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
06:42 Thu 13th Apr 20239 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:14 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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zabado

My Mate.

My mate was taken into hospital last week with "premature ejaculation syndrome". I phoned the hospital last night to see how he was and the nurse told me there was slight improvement but it was still...
10:13 Wed 01st Mar 20235 answers, last by zabado 12:55 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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Rondy

At The French Border

A German guy is at the French border. A French customs officer asks him some questions. "Name?" "Hans Gruber." "Place of Residence?" "Berlin." "Occupation?" "No, I'm just visiting."...
12:59 Sat 21st Jan 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:43 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.
08:22 Thu 19th Jan 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 10:13 Thu 19th Jan 2023
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William51

My Wife Went Away.

An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!"....
20:00 Tue 13th Dec 20224 answers, last by zabado 10:26 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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zabado

Vietnamese Trains.

How long does it take to get from Ho Chi Minh City via Nha Trang to Da Nang by train. Thank you.
09:38 Sat 22nd Oct 20229 answers, last by zabado 08:11 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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Canary42

A Very Old Radio Joke Re-Hashed For The Current Situation.

Guests being announced at the Ball :- Mr and Mrs Wall-Funeral-Coverage and their son Walter....
14:12 Sat 17th Sep 202223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:22 Sun 18th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My Irish friend bounces off the walls on the way home from the pub. His name? Rick O'Shea....
07:11 Sat 20th Aug 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:21 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My dog is called Shark. I'm not sure it was such a good idea to take him to the beach yesterday....
07:13 Fri 15th Jul 202210 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:18 Fri 15th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate has a new girlfriend, who works on the bin lorries. The trouble is he can never remember if he's taking her out on Wednesday or Thursday....
07:50 Sat 25th Jun 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 12:02 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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zabado

I Don't Know What They're Called.

I don't know what they're called so I'll give it my best shot at a discription. They're made from steel. One end is screwed to the top of a shed door and the other end attached to the shed it's self....
20:13 Thu 26th May 20223 answers, last by bhg481 10:09 Fri 27th May 2022
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zabado

Mini 1.

Yesterday my wife drove her Mini through some flooding on the road. Ten minutes later a yellow light came on with the shape of an engine on it, I looked it up in the handbook and it says...
14:24 Mon 21st Feb 202218 answers, last by bhg481 23:03 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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dannyk13

Cressida Dick

I can't believe that Cressida DIck is getting rewarded for being incompetent....
11:12 Sat 12th Feb 202232 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:21 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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zabado

Tv Remote.

My TV remote works perfectly with my TV, free view & Netflix but when I try to use it on Amazon prime video the select button doesn't work. The buttons for on/off, return/exit, left/right, up/down all...
09:42 Sat 05th Feb 20227 answers, last by chelle7272 14:59 Mon 07th Feb 2022
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zabado

Soundbar.

A month ago I bought a soundbar for my Samsung TV and it's connected through an audio optical output cable .But if I get the volume right for the dialog the music/sound effects are booming and if I...
10:37 Sun 26th Dec 20219 answers, last by ladybirder 13:38 Sun 26th Dec 2021

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