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chris1970

lavender

Hi all , i have just moved a lavander bush and it has died ,any ideas as to why? Thanks
14:18 Fri 06th Jul 20127 answers, last by secrets1 19:09 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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LochNessMonster

Night Out !

Fellow goes out to a nightclub and forgot his tie, so he quickly takes the jump leads out his car and puts them around his neck. He says to the bouncer outside "any chance of getting it?"...
13:21 Sat 23rd Jun 20125 answers, last by jno 10:10 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The new priest...

A new priest, born and raised in Texas , Comes to serve in a city parish and is Nervous about hearing confessions, so He asks an older priest to sit in on his Sessions. The new priest hears a couple...
12:46 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by marval 17:05 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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carolhg

Weeds Removal from Brick Drive

I have a brick block drive and am infested with weeds. I have tried scraping them out and Weedol. However on returning from holiday the drive was a complete carpet of weeds again. Has anyone got any...
14:38 Wed 20th Jun 20128 answers, last by welshlibranr 21:05 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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zebo

The Mail on Sunday Bare Bones Sunday June 17th 2012

I've given up, I need to seek help! 8Down Saint Bernard returned on Sabbath with other holy types. _ O _ T I know I'll feel a total idiot when I get the answer!...
18:47 Sun 17th Jun 20123 answers, last by zebo 19:15 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

M & M.

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is...
23:17 Thu 14th Jun 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:45 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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big-a

pick me up issue 24 - 2012

many thanks but I've made a faux pas of 2 others. artificial(3-4) ???-m?d? under the alternative name of (inits) (3)a?? I did say its been one of those week ends. thanks to all to date.
22:40 Tue 12th Jun 20126 answers, last by shooty 22:46 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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tinkerbell23

Little update on me

Went to the doc to get more propranolol... She was SO LOVELY i could have hugged her... Had to explain my situation to her and mentioned my sleeping thing .... (you all know the story) Shes increased...
16:07 Thu 17th May 201231 answers, last by tinkerbell23 04:14 Fri 18th May 2012
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Jemisa

New Boots...

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into...
21:30 Mon 14th May 20129 answers, last by tenrec 18:47 Tue 15th May 2012
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crypticdiva

sunday post easy

24 ac . accepted ?s?a?l?s?e?
09:06 Mon 14th May 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 09:07 Mon 14th May 2012
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Jemisa

Pope's Visit...

All Ages ..... While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked, “What is your sin?” “I...
23:35 Thu 03rd May 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 12:34 Fri 04th May 2012
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GK Fanatic

Council Elections

We have a referendum to vote on whether to let all voters decide on who is mayor or leave it as is and let the councillors choose. Will it make a difference to how much power the Mayor has once in...
21:37 Mon 30th Apr 20123 answers, last by GK Fanatic 17:21 Tue 01st May 2012
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Jemisa

The Mistress...

Suitable: All Ages...... An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being...
23:09 Tue 24th Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 17:31 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

The Question...

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........ I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked "Hello,are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them...
23:49 Thu 19th Apr 20124 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 19:05 Fri 20th Apr 2012
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maggiebee

Job Titles

A woman named Emily renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I...
15:44 Sat 14th Apr 20127 answers, last by Wharton 22:51 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

The Jump!

A young man joins the Air Force. He writes to his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises. A few months later he gets leave and goes home. His father asks,...
12:07 Fri 30th Mar 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:10 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

An old Copper

This joke is as old as me if not more,,, An old copper, Pc Hardy, was on his beat one night when he saw Johnny cycling towards him, his front lamp was flashing on and off. Just as Pc Hardy was about...
01:53 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by mrs.chappie 17:07 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Jemisa

The Taxi Driver...

An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no...
16:54 Sun 25th Mar 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 17:07 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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MartinBev58

Why do papers often say somebody is a loner when a crime happens.

I have read 3 newspaper reports recently and they have all said that the convicted person is a loner. In the street I am in there are 7 widowed men in 4 bedroom detached houses. 3 of them are in a...
09:18 Sun 25th Mar 201215 answers, last by wolf63 00:10 Tue 27th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

Politics?...

Whether Conservative, Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am...
00:34 Mon 19th Mar 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 14:05 Mon 19th Mar 2012

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