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Politics?...
Whether Conservative, Liberal
or
Labour , I think
you'll get
a kick out of
this!
A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister..
Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so
we'll call her the Government
We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.
Sharon the nanny, we will
consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what
his Dad has said.
Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his
mother fast asleep.
Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your
own words what you think politics is all about then.
'
The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is
screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are
being ignored and the the Future is in deep sh!t.'
or
Labour , I think
you'll get
a kick out of
this!
A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister..
Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so
we'll call her the Government
We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.
Sharon the nanny, we will
consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what
his Dad has said.
Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his
mother fast asleep.
Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your
own words what you think politics is all about then.
'
The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is
screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are
being ignored and the the Future is in deep sh!t.'
Answers
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I thought it was very clever. Made me laugh anyway.
00:47 Mon 19th Mar 2012
A similar one from a few years ago (with names changed) which also applies to ANY party:
David Cameron has announced that the Union Flag as a symbol of Britain is to be replaced by a condom, in patriotic red, white and blue, because it more accurately reflects the Government’s political stance.
Condoms allow for significant inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect a bunch of pricks and give you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
It just cannot get more accurate than that.
David Cameron has announced that the Union Flag as a symbol of Britain is to be replaced by a condom, in patriotic red, white and blue, because it more accurately reflects the Government’s political stance.
Condoms allow for significant inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect a bunch of pricks and give you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
It just cannot get more accurate than that.
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