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Tony Pulis.

Tony Pulis has left Crystal Palace, whats going on.
21:51 Thu 14th Aug 20147 answers, last by agchristie 19:22 Fri 15th Aug 2014
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Snooker

Two elderly ladies watching snooker on the telly, one said, i think that John Parrot is lovely i would love to give him a kiss, the other one said why, have you ever kissed a parrot before, no she...
19:51 Mon 19th May 20149 answers, last by cupid04 21:29 Mon 19th May 2014
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Goal of the season.

Watch MOD tonight and see Peter Crouch score the goal of the season so far against Man City.
22:41 Sat 24th Mar 201214 answers, last by Davethedog 09:07 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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Lonely Hearts.

Seen in my local rag's lonely hearts column, male crossword compiler wishes to meet female crossword compiler, with a view to a. coarse pipe tobacco 4letters.
22:57 Wed 07th Sep 201110 answers, last by bluebirdino 16:36 Thu 08th Sep 2011
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straitjacket

bought a straitjacket at a car boot sale today, there was a warning at the back, it said, may contain nuts.
23:21 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Is it a good read.

Had the book "Possession" by Peter James recommended to me, before buying it, can any of you folks tell me if it is a good read, many thanks.
23:13 Wed 29th Jun 20114 answers, last by janbee 10:19 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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Alan Lomax

I am trying to locate a cd single or album that has Alan Lomax singing Dirty old Town, i can't find anything , dont know if it has ever been put onto a cd, any help will be most appreciated.
23:13 Sun 26th Jun 20117 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:50 Sun 26th Jun 2011
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Any way to stop this.

When i click on an icon to open a program a box appears with a red circle with a white cross in the corner, a message reads There was a problem sending the command to the program, this happens...
19:48 Wed 18th May 2011
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cocktail

At a party a man asked a woman if she would like a cocktail, yes please she replied i haven't heard one for ages.
21:20 Sat 07th May 20113 answers, last by pushybabe1 10:27 Tue 10th May 2011
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Wife.

A man runs into his house and rushes into the kitchen where his wife is getting the dinner ready, he say's hey i have just been talking to that man across the road and he says that he has made love to...
22:43 Wed 04th May 20113 answers, last by wildwood 23:55 Wed 04th May 2011
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No pictures.

my pc will has stopped showing pictures in my emails, just shows blanc squares with a red cross in the left corner, also film trailers on IMDB will no longer play, i am using Firefox with AVG anti...
21:05 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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digital radio on tv.

if you are listening to radio on digital tv does it use the same amount of electricity as if you were watching a tv programme.
23:40 Wed 23rd Feb 20114 answers, last by fiesata 23:00 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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Twins.

A mother had 12year old twin boys who would not stop swearing, in desperation she went for advise to the priest, he told her the next time one of them swore to smack him across the face hard to teach...
21:26 Tue 22nd Feb 20111 answer, last by Jemisa 21:22 Wed 23rd Feb 2011
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mate just got back.

a mate of mine has just got back from from taking part in the world erection championship, he did pretty well, he got to the semi's.
03:09 Fri 18th Feb 201111 answers, last by nightmare 17:33 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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David Moyes

if ever there was an expression that said " iv'e just about had enough of this" it was on David Moyes face at the final whistle at Bolton, how long before goes?.
20:34 Sun 13th Feb 20116 answers, last by Keeprockin 21:49 Wed 16th Feb 2011
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Hughton for WBA

It looks like Chris Hughton will be West Brom's next manager.
23:32 Wed 09th Feb 201111 answers, last by redman41 13:26 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Two ABers

I have a friend coming to stay for a few days, will she be able to use AB with her own username on my pc, or will AB think i am using another name and zap me
16:55 Wed 09th Feb 201120 answers, last by ummmm 21:58 Wed 09th Feb 2011

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