Tony Pulis has left Crystal Palace, whats going on.
Two elderly ladies watching snooker on the telly, one said, i think that John Parrot is lovely i would love to give him a kiss, the other one said why, have you ever kissed a parrot before, no she...
Watch MOD tonight and see Peter Crouch score the goal of the season so far against Man City.
Seen in my local rag's lonely hearts column, male crossword compiler wishes to meet female crossword compiler, with a view to a. coarse pipe tobacco 4letters.
bought a straitjacket at a car boot sale today, there was a warning at the back, it said, may contain nuts.
Had the book "Possession" by Peter James recommended to me, before buying it, can any of you folks tell me if it is a good read, many thanks.
I am trying to locate a cd single or album that has Alan Lomax singing Dirty old Town, i can't find anything , dont know if it has ever been put onto a cd, any help will be most appreciated.
When i click on an icon to open a program a box appears with a red circle with a white cross in the corner, a message reads There was a problem sending the command to the program, this happens...
At a party a man asked a woman if she would like a cocktail, yes please she replied i haven't heard one for ages.
A man runs into his house and rushes into the kitchen where his wife is getting the dinner ready, he say's hey i have just been talking to that man across the road and he says that he has made love to...
my pc will has stopped showing pictures in my emails, just shows blanc squares with a red cross in the left corner, also film trailers on IMDB will no longer play, i am using Firefox with AVG anti...
if you are listening to radio on digital tv does it use the same amount of electricity as if you were watching a tv programme.
A mother had 12year old twin boys who would not stop swearing, in desperation she went for advise to the priest, he told her the next time one of them swore to smack him across the face hard to teach...
a mate of mine has just got back from from taking part in the world erection championship, he did pretty well, he got to the semi's.
if ever there was an expression that said " iv'e just about had enough of this" it was on David Moyes face at the final whistle at Bolton, how long before goes?.
It looks like Chris Hughton will be West Brom's next manager.
I have a friend coming to stay for a few days, will she be able to use AB with her own username on my pc, or will AB think i am using another name and zap me