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Jemisa

Personal Problem...

A woman had a personal problem & had told no-one but she knew she had to do something about it so she plucked up courage to go to see her doctor. Hello Mrs Brown, can I help you? She said Oh doctor I...
14:01 Sat 30th Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 20:46 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Punishment For Kicking The Cat

A family of three lived in a small farm: the parents and a kid. One day dad went off to work and mom told the boy what his chores were for that day: First feed the pigs, then put the chickens back in...
17:18 Tue 26th Mar 20135 answers, last by Iluvspikey 21:51 Wed 27th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Genetically Modified Food

I've no problem with genetically modified food. It tastes great. I've just had a lovely leg of salmon....
14:14 Sun 24th Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 00:10 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Japanese Banks ...

..have been hit almost as hard as our banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and...
12:31 Sat 23rd Mar 20139 answers, last by starone 20:56 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

After Years Of Trials ...

...a scientist successfully cloned his own genes. He was so thrilled, he was beside himself....
12:29 Sat 23rd Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:54 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Chipchopper

Driven To Extraction....

Did you hear about the Buddhist gentleman who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment ? He wanted to transcend dental medication,...
18:26 Thu 21st Mar 20133 answers, last by askyourgran 20:37 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

3Rd In Line...

Bill catches a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive. Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi...
16:29 Sat 16th Mar 201312 answers, last by Jemisa 12:42 Sun 17th Mar 2013
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rosyposy

Seniors Travel

Seniors Travel A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent...
23:58 Fri 15th Mar 20136 answers, last by starone 00:24 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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MadMen

Confused At 30 - Premature Midlife Crisis?

Aghhh! I am so annoyed this morning and I think I'm having either some kind of mental breakdown, or a premature midlife crisis. Or both. As you know, I met a guy not so long ago, and he was a bit of a...
12:02 Sat 09th Mar 2013132 answers, last by bundleone 00:55 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Dave's Birthday...

Dave works hard at the factory and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip...
23:47 Wed 06th Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 11:08 Thu 07th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

A Public School...

St Cuda St [email protected] Send email Find email View detailsTo ; From: St Cuda ([email protected]) Sent: 05 March 2013 03:14:06 To: ; A public school teacher was arrested today at London Heathrow...
13:34 Tue 05th Mar 20137 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:53 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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marval

God The Artist

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you...
23:54 Sat 02nd Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 09:44 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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marval

I Want You

Send someone over quickly!” the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!" "This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I’ll have to...
16:48 Wed 27th Feb 20131 answer, last by starone 21:21 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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queenofmean

I'm A Little Undecisive

Each year me and Mr Nungate enter the Fantasy Speedway League. I have a problem. I have 2 teams the only difference is one rider, I cannot make up my mind. So I thought I'd ask all my AB friends. Do I...
14:53 Tue 26th Feb 201330 answers, last by queenofmean 15:32 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

A Night Of Drinking...

A man and his pet horse walk into a pub. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they...
14:21 Mon 25th Feb 20135 answers, last by marval 18:04 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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marval

Brown Texan

A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head...
20:26 Wed 20th Feb 20132 answers, last by marval 00:54 Thu 21st Feb 2013
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marval

Oh Come On

Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the...
21:00 Mon 18th Feb 20131 answer, last by starone 00:49 Tue 19th Feb 2013
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Old-Pedro

When Someone Answers Your Question Can You Reply Direct To That Person?

ashen someone answers your question can you reply direct to that person?
19:19 Sun 17th Feb 201341 answers, last by craft1948 19:58 Tue 19th Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Euro-English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her...
18:11 Fri 01st Feb 20134 answers, last by marval 23:16 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

A Man Asked His Wife What She Wanted For Her Birthday

"I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the...
17:36 Fri 01st Feb 20132 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:59 Fri 01st Feb 2013

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