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Shopping With Dad

I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him. The teenager...
00:12 Thu 24th Oct 20138 answers, last by marval 20:18 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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The Blood Transfusion

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery. But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't...
00:02 Thu 24th Oct 201310 answers, last by tonybrigenja 06:37 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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Widower's Pension

Can anyone tell me what happens in the following case - The wife aged 76 has died, leaving the husband, aged 86. I am trying to work out how much he will get to live on. He already gets retirement...
23:13 Fri 18th Oct 201310 answers, last by ladyalex 00:25 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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Alphabet Wife

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ......
23:02 Fri 18th Oct 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 16:11 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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Quick Thinking

A man walked into a Waitrose supermarket in London and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was...
23:19 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by marval 23:41 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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The Third Reich

This is probably elementary. So, why the third reich? What were the first and second and what happened to them? Always wondered.
18:56 Tue 15th Oct 20136 answers, last by Mosaic 18:53 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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Cardiovascular Exercise

THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS Pass to all 50yrs old. And older and anyone else who could benefit. Cardiovascular Exercise The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our...
22:38 Mon 14th Oct 20134 answers, last by frozengal 12:47 Tue 15th Oct 2013
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Walter's Comments On Life In General.

I walk into a gas station and ask the clerk for 5 dollars worth of gas. He farts, hands me a receipt and tells me to have a nice day. Her job is to bitch, mine is to give her a reason! So let me get...
22:10 Mon 14th Oct 20134 answers, last by Hypognosis 21:25 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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Star Signs

Can't do these last few. I hate to give up but have got to the stage where it is driving me up the wall (and over the top). 3. A cooked snack for Aleksandr Orlov (5,8) 24. Where does N = 1, F = 4, and...
10:58 Thu 03rd Oct 201318 answers, last by mallyh 19:28 Thu 03rd Oct 2013
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Male V Female At The Cash Machine

A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...
18:19 Wed 02nd Oct 201313 answers, last by Canary42 12:48 Mon 07th Oct 2013
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No Speak English

A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with...
18:51 Tue 01st Oct 20135 answers, last by Canary42 12:46 Thu 03rd Oct 2013
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Green Tomato Chutney

I am making green tomato chutney. I have made it before (last year) and it was a bit too runny, so I am obviously making a mistake somewhere. Now this might be elementary to all you cooking gurus out...
10:35 Tue 01st Oct 20137 answers, last by jacobmahony 06:58 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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Old American Indian

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered, "It...
00:20 Tue 01st Oct 20131 answer, last by jno 00:28 Tue 01st Oct 2013
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A Roll Of Lifesavers

The children in a class were being taught colours and tastes. Their teacher had brought a roll of "Lifesavers" (round sweets with a hole in the middle) to illustrate her teaching. The children were...
23:42 Sat 28th Sep 2013
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Dog Drinking More.

I have been looking after my daughter's dog for a week and I noticed he was drinking quite a lot. He is fourteen years old and my daughter has now said the same as I noticed, that he is drinking far...
17:39 Sat 28th Sep 20138 answers, last by starone 00:33 Tue 01st Oct 2013
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Not A Lot Of People Know This

*In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad...
21:20 Fri 27th Sep 20133 answers, last by tonyav 22:01 Sun 29th Sep 2013
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Chicken Farmer?

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes... The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, tax...
23:41 Thu 26th Sep 20137 answers, last by marval 18:33 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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Questions That Haunt Me

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?...
22:08 Sat 21st Sep 20135 answers, last by marval 15:45 Sun 22nd Sep 2013
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Never Too Old

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving...
21:47 Sat 21st Sep 20136 answers, last by marval 16:00 Sun 22nd Sep 2013
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Grandpas Don't Know Everything!

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when two...
21:27 Fri 20th Sep 20137 answers, last by marval 17:41 Sat 21st Sep 2013

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