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Awake Again

Hardly any sleep with terrible cramp in both legs. Have taken a paracetemol but it hasn't worked. What causes it? Is it because I wolfed down a load of Thornton's chocolate ginger last night? Is this...
05:47 Wed 25th Dec 201320 answers, last by bunkmoreland 02:40 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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In Praise Of Beards

BEARD FACTS 1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability. 2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food. 3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest....
22:02 Mon 23rd Dec 20139 answers, last by RATTER15 13:03 Wed 16th Apr 2014
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Insomnia Again

Idly wondering because I can't sleep. I wonder what the scientists and inventors will come up with next. I have everything I can think of that I need or want - washing machine, hair dryer, mixer,...
02:15 Sat 21st Dec 20136 answers, last by starone 02:34 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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A Couple Of Seasonal Ones

A Cornishman and his ever nagging wife were on holidays in Jerusalem when his wife suddenly died. The undertaker tells him "Sir it will cost you £5000 to fly her body home or £50 to bury her here."...
10:12 Thu 19th Dec 20134 answers, last by seadogg 22:14 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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The Motor Cycle Accident.

Paddy says to Murphy.... "My mate came off his motorbike today....". "Oh really" Murphy answers.... "Yes" Paddy replies.... "He has brain damage, two broken arms and is blind in one eye....". "Bloody...
18:54 Wed 18th Dec 20133 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:57 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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Yet Another Blonde Joke

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left...
13:09 Sun 15th Dec 20133 answers, last by marval 13:15 Sun 15th Dec 2013
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Letter To The Times (1908)

I saw this today and thought it was very funny but you have to think about it as it is also very subtle (I think). Letter to the Times (1908) Dear Sir, Regarding your article "What's wrong with the...
22:34 Thu 21st Nov 20136 answers, last by keithlbw 12:21 Fri 22nd Nov 2013
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Embroidery

I fancy doing some embroidery. When I was young you could buy cushion covers with patterns already on them for embroidery. Can you still buy this sort of thing and if so where can I buy them. I have...
16:59 Fri 08th Nov 201317 answers, last by atalanta 22:44 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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Gannex Raincoat

I have a Gannex raincoat which I have probably had for about fifty years but never worn. So I recently decided I would wear it, (it looks quite good). it is raining here and I had to go to the dentist...
16:52 Fri 08th Nov 201314 answers, last by jomifl 11:43 Mon 11th Nov 2013
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I've Got A Problem

Well probably more than one - but this one in particular is bothering me. Here goes - my sister (aged 76) lived in Spain with her husband (aged 86) for the last 25 years or so. I have never been there...
05:16 Tue 05th Nov 201313 answers, last by tamborine 23:52 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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Only One More To Finish

and it is beating me. Linked with the word baby in some way. three words 5,4,11 - think the last word might be competition. and second word might be baby! clue - Contest for the best infant. Thanks...
08:36 Sat 02nd Nov 20133 answers, last by starone 12:54 Sat 02nd Nov 2013
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Romanian Aid Quiz

Two words, both beginning with the same letter, A U T M or N, 4 and 5 letters. Clue: He could fire you!! Hope someone knows the answer!...
22:08 Thu 31st Oct 20136 answers, last by starone 22:25 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food...
00:20 Tue 29th Oct 20134 answers, last by jno 17:26 Tue 29th Oct 2013
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Ncis Los Angeles.

I saw an episode of this in which the main character G Callen was shot from a passing car. Does anyone know if he was actually killed. I couldn't believe it and thought he would be merely injured and...
14:25 Mon 28th Oct 201317 answers, last by pastafreak 16:46 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Confucius Says

Confucius Say. It's ok to let a fool kiss you, But don't let a kiss fool you. A kiss is just shopping upstairs For downstairs merchandise. It is better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Man with a...
21:47 Sun 27th Oct 20136 answers, last by marval 00:22 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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The Philosophy Of Ambiguity

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. I WENT TO A...
21:34 Sun 27th Oct 20135 answers, last by mibn2cweus 09:00 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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Clocks Back

I'll vote for anyone who promises to stop messing about with time.
23:27 Sat 26th Oct 201317 answers, last by tiggerblue10 12:45 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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Double Glazed Window

I live in a bungalow. The window in my bedroom is one which does not open. If there was a fire while I was in bed I would be trapped as there is no way out only the front door which is down a corridor...
23:08 Sat 26th Oct 201310 answers, last by The Builder 11:24 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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The Burglar

"Get this." said the Cornishman to his mate, "Last night while I was down the pub with you, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything?" his mate asked. "Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked...
22:55 Sat 26th Oct 20136 answers, last by Butterbun 12:50 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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Following On From My Previous Question

So a person dies who lives overseas and receives a retirement pension from this country and supposing the surviving partner does not inform the appropriate authority - will the pension still go on...
22:20 Fri 25th Oct 20134 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:19 Sun 27th Oct 2013

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