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Silence In An Irish Court

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You ba*stard!" The judge says, "You're...
20:55 Mon 02nd Sep 20135 answers, last by marval 23:23 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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An Ode To Farts

When the need to break wind is one that arises Remember that fa*rts come in all shapes and sizes. There is scarcely a sound to accompany some While others erupt with great noise from your bum. The...
21:25 Sun 01st Sep 201323 answers, last by marval 15:37 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Who Knew

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 134 if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated...
15:49 Tue 27th Aug 20136 answers, last by craft1948 17:11 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Sex Frog

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign reads: SEX FROGS Only $20 each! Comes with COMPLETE...
10:45 Tue 27th Aug 20138 answers, last by Baldric 12:45 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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Nuts In The Graveyard

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
00:03 Tue 27th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 17:15 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Outdoors Man

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty...
23:53 Mon 26th Aug 20134 answers, last by marval 17:14 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Hello Sailor

I know this quiz is not due until the end of December so I also know there is plenty of time to spare but I only have one question that I cannot do and it is driving me up the wall (and over the top)....
14:55 Sun 25th Aug 20134 answers, last by starone 20:08 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Rose Thorns

I am going to plant a rambling rose in the front garden and train it along the front wall. It has thorns on it and what I want to know is, if someone decides to pick a rose or touch the rosebush and...
23:04 Fri 16th Aug 201315 answers, last by joko 15:27 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Harry The Eagle's Love Life

One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was...
20:07 Wed 14th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 20:09 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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Why I Am Going To Be Divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a...
01:11 Tue 13th Aug 20138 answers, last by marval 15:50 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Leroy's Special Need

In a Tottenham church on Sunday morning the preacher said,"Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and...
21:28 Sat 10th Aug 20131 answer, last by marval 13:51 Sun 11th Aug 2013
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Report From Chas For His New Job

After landing my new job as a B & Q greeter - a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman...
20:38 Fri 09th Aug 201316 answers, last by Psybbo 21:23 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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This One Is A Bit Naughty

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the...
20:36 Thu 08th Aug 201313 answers, last by starone 20:28 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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A Neat Solution

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share...
20:32 Wed 07th Aug 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 14:13 Thu 08th Aug 2013
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Birds Quiz.

Only 4 to go and not bad out of 100! I have racked my brains forever trying to solve them. 51. Second letter from Irish capital to let in November (6 letters) 55. Right away cry over spilt milk. (5...
21:47 Sat 27th Jul 201314 answers, last by TheWinner 22:33 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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Two Words Beginning With D And C.

Last one on this one - 23. For the condemned prisoner and I think it might be Death Cell, but am not sure. Has anyone got a better idea? Seems a bit macabre, which is why I don't like it. Thanks for...
12:12 Wed 24th Jul 201316 answers, last by starone 13:30 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Climbing Rose

I want to plant a climbing rose to climb up a small metal archway, over the top and down the other side, or even two, one each side would be fine. I would like it to be scented and if possible to have...
15:12 Thu 18th Jul 20137 answers, last by woofgang 11:40 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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Warning To Men

Subject: SCAM This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be...
20:56 Tue 16th Jul 20137 answers, last by bookbinder 16:14 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Creation

On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said,...
09:41 Mon 15th Jul 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:13 Mon 15th Jul 2013

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