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starone | 20:47 Sat 21st Sep 2013 | Jokes
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she ask the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do.."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn iittt offfff?"

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LOL i wonder if that is the same lady who, 20 years ago, walked into a sex shop and declared that the chequered coloured one on the counter would fit her - to which the proprietor responded "that madam, is my thermos flask!"
20:50 Sat 21st Sep 2013

LOL

i wonder if that is the same lady who, 20 years ago, walked into a sex shop and declared that the chequered coloured one on the counter would fit her - to which the proprietor responded "that madam, is my thermos flask!"
lol!
LOL, very good star, however I would have thought that she would just wait for the batteries to go flat !.
lol, and she thought she was getting a cuddly fluffy rabbit.
With waggely ears, marval !.
Definitely tony.

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