No Speak English

starone | 18:51 Tue 01st Oct 2013 | Jokes

5 Answers

A German woman married an American gentleman born in
Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher shop and wanted to buy
chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,
so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt
to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave
her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't
know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
husband to the store...

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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you sometimes!