As above. Take one round of golf over 18 holes of a relative mountain goat course...rather beautiful, though it left me bushed. Then in nungate land, farm duck breast, sautéed for 3 mins a side, 10...
I bought a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said 'remove top and push up bottom'
I can barely walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely...
cryptic for place name in northern ireland are
a good friday symbol can unlock the door
an illuminating book
take away the fish and its turned out wet...
....go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin." The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before." "I...
... had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman...
Hi all, the avatars on here have gone AWOL. The only ones on my screen are the jelly baby ones and the other just say 'Avatar Image' with the person's name underneath. Anyone know why this should...
There's a little boy who loves tractors. On his 17th birthday, his mother gives him a trip to a tractor fair, but he gets badly injured, leading to a lengthy stay in hospital. He says he's never going...
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with...
