Two Newlyweds......

[excelsior-1]

....go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin."

The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before."

"I know," she says. "But my first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was… God, I miss him."

[maggiebee]

OOOOhhhhh excel you are awful - but I like you!

[cupid04]

Oldie but goody, excelsior!

[cupid04]

Was her name Penny Black?

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[Psybbo]

Well that had me licked, Excel, lol

[cupid04]

Naughty psybbo!

[AlwaysConfused]

Uh-oh - I (think I) guessed the answer. Goes to show how my mind works!

[excelsior-1]

always happy to satisfy you, Psybbo

[cupid04]

Didn't confuse you, then?

[Psybbo]

Thank you Excel xx

[candysherbet]

I had to think about that one! Good job you're there Psybbo :~)

[pixie373]

It confused me. At first i thought he collected them!