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Bruce Willis will probably keep on making action movies. You know what they say about old habits......
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Did you know that Owls can't breed in the rain?......It's too wet to woo.
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My partner just told me not to buy any more rubbish for her at Christmas, or she'll burn it. So I've got her a candle.....
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Husband has had blocked nostril for some time. He gas a cold, and gave his nose a good blow, and we think a polyp cane down. It's been bleeding quite heavily but has styled down a bit now. Would it be...
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My daughter was very upset last night. Her neighbour always moans about something. She had a go at daughter's other half about something trivial, re- making a noise, putting logs on the fire! Also my...
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What do you call James Bond in the bath? Bubble 07... (I'll get me coat)...
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My little granddaughter asked her Mother:- "Mummy, Why is Jesus so famous?"...
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Can anyone shed any light on why I keep banging my elbows?.. I can knock them on the doors, walls, anything really! It happens at least twice a week. It's so painful. Do any of you have this trouble?...
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I accidently drank a bottle of disappearing ink. I'm now sat in A&E waiting to be seen......
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A friend who cleans foe elderly gentleman , accidently got some oven cleaner dripped down on light oak wood cupboard. About two inch square mark. She was advised to use light oak interior varnish. She...
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My MiL stayed to dinner with us yesterday and asked why the dog kept staring at her. I told her it was probably because she was using his plate..
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Has anyone watched this on Starzplay? Watched 7 episodes, thinking we had one more to go for the season finale, but it's not there. Can anyone help??...
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A man driving his car, was being chased by police, but wouldn't stop for ages. Eventually, police pulled him over and asked why he didn't stop earlier. Man said, "My wife ran off with a police...
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My favourite allergy song is, 'Blowing in The Wind', by Peter, Pollen Mary...
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Has anyone had a go at this? I've been having a go for the last 6 months or so. Very relaxing, if you can find the time. I've done a few but like this one I did for my little Grandson, who likes...
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...but having experimented, the photo has my user name at bottom of it! Don't really want that showing... What can I do to amend it?...
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My daughter had to be taken into hospital this morning, with a nasty throat infection. She felt her throat was closing up and couldn't breath properly. She's never known such a sore throat. Like...
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Today, my daughter called me 'Birth Person' I replied, 'Yes, Financial Drain?'...
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Well, after a couple of months, I finally got around to speaking to my Doctor, re husband. I actually went for myself but asked if she could spare a few minutes. She was really sympathetic and...
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My son has been eating electrical cords. My partner said, we need to ground him until he conducts himself better.....

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