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Tree Joke

I pine for a good tree joke. I wish they were more poplar.
17:20 Sat 12th Feb 202216 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:38 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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I Walked In The Kitchen..

I Walked into the kitchen this morning and the wife was at the cooker making breakfast. She turned round and said "Make love to me here and now!" Never one to turn a good offer down, I gave it my best...
16:56 Sat 12th Feb 20224 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:09 Sat 12th Feb 2022
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No Answer

Just called the Tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.....
16:33 Sat 12th Feb 20225 answers, last by johnny.5 20:22 Sat 12th Feb 2022
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I Never..

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts....
11:28 Fri 11th Feb 2022
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New Baby..

Husband: "I met your friend at the supermarket. She was showing me pictures of her new baby on her phone". Wife: "Oh lovely, what did she have?" Husband: "I think it was the new Samsung"....
10:07 Wed 09th Feb 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 10:11 Wed 09th Feb 2022
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A Tough Time..

It was tough trying to make ends meet, when I was a child, I remember me ma would hobble down the cobbles, just before the butchers shop was about to close and ask the butcher for a goats head to make...
10:02 Fri 04th Feb 20222 answers, last by ladybirder 00:09 Sun 06th Feb 2022
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Songs Relating To A Pack Of Playing Cards

e.g. Ace of Spades by Motorhead. Poker Face by Lady Gaga Over to you :-)...
19:07 Sat 29th Jan 202291 answers, last by jourdain2 19:59 Tue 01st Feb 2022
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Favourite Band

My new favourite band is Dog Whistle, you won't have heard them....
21:35 Fri 28th Jan 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 11:53 Sat 29th Jan 2022
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Wants A Friend..

A lass I know just posted she wants a friend with benefits and a lad commented “I’m on universal credit, pm me babe”...
18:09 Mon 24th Jan 20224 answers, last by dustypuss 21:23 Wed 26th Jan 2022
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Sweet Child Of Mine. (Quirky)

Lock- down Gem.. https://youtube.com/shorts/g4eo6LS9lto?feature=share...
14:20 Sun 23rd Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 21:37 Sun 23rd Jan 2022
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Such A Brave Lady..

When will it ever stop?.. A local single mum taking her beloved dog for his usual walk yesterday, was approached by a man who was also walking a dog. Tried to snatch her dog by pulling on his lead....
18:36 Wed 19th Jan 202227 answers, last by smurfchops 20:40 Wed 19th Jan 2022
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Homeless Man

I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him £20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you £20 will you buy fishing gear? He again said no, he...
15:18 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Wrong Number?

A bloke rang me the other night, and said, "I'm the dandy highway man who you're too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention!" I tried to tell him he had the...
18:37 Thu 13th Jan 20228 answers, last by Arksided 19:00 Thu 13th Jan 2022
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I Got Fired..

I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends!
16:04 Sun 09th Jan 20221 answer, last by jno 16:13 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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A Present

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks!” I said “Don’t mention it.”...
17:20 Sat 08th Jan 20223 answers, last by Spicerack 14:02 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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Meat Pie

Went to a Restaurant last week. Ordered the meat pie. When it came, started eating and found a massive worm. Called the waiter and said “There’s a massive worm in my meat pie!” Waiter pokes at it and...
12:19 Sat 01st Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 12:58 Sat 01st Jan 2022
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Colourful Therapy..

When my partner is depressed, I let her colour in my tattoos. She likes a shoulder to crayon on.....
17:33 Sat 18th Dec 2021
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Not Happy!

£7.50 to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE-minute meeting and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip-off, FUMING!! So glad I never took the kids!...
19:06 Thu 16th Dec 20213 answers, last by pixie374 19:19 Thu 16th Dec 2021
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Still Angry..

I left school 40 years ago but I’m still angry at my classmates for voting me the pupil most likely to hold a grudge....
19:11 Wed 15th Dec 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:24 Thu 16th Dec 2021
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Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis will probably keep on making action movies. You know what they say about old habits......
18:05 Wed 15th Dec 20215 answers, last by Stickybottle 18:38 Wed 15th Dec 2021

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