My Son

[Patsy33]

My son has been eating electrical cords.
My partner said, we need to ground him until he conducts himself better..

[mallyh]

he needs to be more flexible

[Spicerack]

Is this another plug for your book.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol!

[Bobbisox1]

:0)))

[Spicerack]

I couldn't get in the nightclub without a tie so I borrowed a set of jump leads and wound them around my neck. The bouncer said 'OK, you can come in now...Just don't start anything'.

[Hopkirk]

Is he a bit of a livewire?