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Not A Good Sign...

I was walking past our local hospital today. A sign read, "Thieves operate here" I thought, "Surely the surgeons would do a better job?"..........
15:35 Mon 22nd May 20179 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:14 Mon 22nd May 2017
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Stuck For Words.....

I bumped into my old friend Eric the other day, a champion dart player. He said, "Why did you put super glue on my dart?" I replied, "You just can't let it go can you?".........
21:48 Sat 20th May 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:35 Sun 21st May 2017
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New Machine.

There's a new machine at the gym. I was using it for an hour and felt sick. It does lovely chocolate though; Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers.........
18:20 Thu 18th May 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 18:49 Thu 18th May 2017
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A Greeting.

Halal Meat. What a geordie says when he greets a friend........
11:07 Wed 17th May 20171 answer, last by Quoi 12:13 Wed 17th May 2017
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Missing

An entire city has gone missing in Yorkshire!! Police are looking for Leeds....
09:05 Tue 16th May 20176 answers, last by marval 17:23 Tue 16th May 2017
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Missing You All...

This is a miracle I'm on here. This phone, Motorola keeps freezing. So frustrating. I've missed being on here!...
20:04 Thu 11th May 201712 answers, last by jourdain2 22:53 Thu 11th May 2017
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Why..

My wife came home from shopping with 4 crates of beer, 3 cases of wine, 1 litre of vodka, 2 litres of gin, a litre of whiskey and 2 loves of bread. I said, "Why so much bread?".......
22:59 Thu 06th Apr 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 18:16 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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Window Cleaner.

My window cleaner kept banging the window, cursing and swearing. I thought to myself, "He's lost his rag"......
20:59 Thu 06th Apr 201711 answers, last by Bazile 14:42 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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Beer Like The Sun..

Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
21:00 Wed 05th Apr 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 09:31 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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Holiday

Paddy says to Mick, "Jeez, I'm ready for me holiday, but this year I'm going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got...
11:46 Wed 05th Apr 20171 answer, last by marval 21:58 Wed 05th Apr 2017
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Restaurant

Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?… It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise...
12:45 Tue 04th Apr 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 16:37 Tue 04th Apr 2017
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New Band.

My new favourite band is Dog Whistle, you won't have heard them....
22:46 Mon 03rd Apr 20173 answers, last by Zacs-Master 22:58 Mon 03rd Apr 2017
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I Used To..

I used to date a steam-roller driver. He was such a flatterer....
13:15 Mon 03rd Apr 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:52 Mon 03rd Apr 2017
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Blinking...

A guy goes to the doctor: “Please help me doc. I have this horrible blinking in my right eye that I just can’t control.” Doctor: “Ah come on, it’s not so bad as you think.” Guy: “Oh, you...
22:55 Sun 02nd Apr 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:19 Mon 03rd Apr 2017
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Helpline

Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?...
17:48 Sun 02nd Apr 20176 answers, last by Arksided 22:20 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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This Will Brighten Your Day!

https://mobile.twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/848170419551129600/video/1...
13:08 Sun 02nd Apr 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 21:46 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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Family Tree..

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”........
18:43 Sat 01st Apr 20173 answers, last by marval 18:38 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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Never Knew..

I have a step ladder. Never knew my real ladder......
14:46 Sat 01st Apr 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:02 Sat 01st Apr 2017
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Daily Mail Cryptic

Frank, entertainer touring northeast (6)
19:29 Fri 31st Mar 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:36 Fri 31st Mar 2017
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Help With Book..

I'm hoping someone can help me with name of book. All I know, the author is 'Lauri Driver'.....
14:50 Fri 31st Mar 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 17:58 Fri 31st Mar 2017

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