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Bit Of Fun.....

Things you wouldn't hear a dentist say
20:48 Mon 17th Jul 201718 answers, last by cupid04 02:25 Tue 18th Jul 2017
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A Bit Of Fun Again..

What would you never hear a gynecologist say?....
20:04 Sun 16th Jul 201733 answers, last by webbo3 21:58 Mon 17th Jul 2017
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My Wife

My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left....
17:31 Sun 16th Jul 20174 answers, last by jim360 09:38 Tue 18th Jul 2017
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Bill Gates...

Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall. On the condition he gets to install windows....
23:03 Sat 15th Jul 20174 answers, last by Togo 17:09 Sun 16th Jul 2017
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I Just Had...

I just had a near-sex experience... My wife flashed before my eyes....
19:50 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Another Bit Of Fun.

Things you would never hear a Vicar say...
21:56 Thu 13th Jul 201739 answers, last by Arksided 21:28 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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David Gilmour & David Bowie!

Comfortably Numb.
14:41 Thu 13th Jul 201710 answers, last by emmie 16:43 Sat 15th Jul 2017
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Dirty Dave.

Dirty Dave the flasher was thinking of retiring. But he thought he'd stick it out for one more year.
21:54 Wed 12th Jul 20177 answers, last by Jordyboy9 11:25 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Boat Business

I’ve started a boat building business in my attic. The sails are going through the roof....
20:15 Wed 12th Jul 201710 answers, last by Togo 20:46 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Another Bit Of Fun

Things you wouldn't hear a doctor say...
13:00 Wed 12th Jul 201732 answers, last by marval 18:11 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Accident..

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me....
11:13 Wed 12th Jul 20173 answers, last by zebo 09:20 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Another Bit Of Fun..

Things you would never hear a construction boss say.....
21:01 Tue 11th Jul 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 10:43 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Have That Glass Of Wine!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4682770/amp/100-year-old-says-wine-secret-long-life.html...
20:24 Mon 10th Jul 201721 answers, last by ummmm 07:55 Tue 11th Jul 2017
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I Wonder...

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder what she’s up to now....
15:01 Mon 10th Jul 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 10:15 Tue 11th Jul 2017
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Ebay

It's really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
20:50 Sun 09th Jul 20173 answers, last by johnk 06:54 Mon 10th Jul 2017
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Remote Control.

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"....
18:29 Sun 09th Jul 20173 answers, last by marval 18:52 Sun 09th Jul 2017
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Electric Fence.

I built an electric fence around my property yesterday. My neighbour is dead against it....
13:06 Sun 09th Jul 20173 answers, last by marval 13:57 Sun 09th Jul 2017
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I Bought A Dog...

I bought a dog off a blacksmith today. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door....
16:57 Fri 07th Jul 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:16 Sat 08th Jul 2017
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Quit My Job..

I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough. I've just handed in my too weak notice...
11:36 Thu 06th Jul 20174 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:28 Fri 07th Jul 2017
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Tennis Player..

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, "Love" means nothing...
13:02 Wed 05th Jul 201719 answers, last by Patsy33 16:09 Wed 05th Jul 2017

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