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Connected But No Internet.

I keep putting password in but keep getting message, connected but no internet. I'm on my mobile. Yet my son in the next room on pc perfectly fine. I'm on 4 g at the moment which eats up all my...
22:14 Fri 16th Jun 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 01:28 Mon 19th Jun 2017
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Little Red Riding Hood.

Little red riding hood has been found in a critical way. Paramedics have stabilised her condition but she's not out of the woods yet.....
09:41 Fri 16th Jun 20177 answers, last by Arksided 12:15 Fri 16th Jun 2017
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New Shoes.

I bought a pair of tortoise shell shoes today. It took me 4 hours to walk out the shop...
10:40 Tue 13th Jun 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 21:27 Thu 15th Jun 2017
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Time Machine.

I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore
09:53 Mon 12th Jun 20178 answers, last by AZardoz 08:57 Mon 19th Jun 2017
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Ab Working A Lot Better For Me.

I'd like to thank Hopkirk who suggested I might try Brave instead of Chrome. AB a lot faster now. I was so frustrated with it keep sticking and freezing etc. So thanks once again Hopkirk!...
18:03 Sat 10th Jun 20173 answers, last by Buenchico 18:19 Sat 10th Jun 2017
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Strange Creatures.

Women are strange creatures. My wife loves lingerie and car boot sales. So as it was her birthday, I went to a car boot sale and bought her some lingerie. Well, my wife shouted that I was a...
10:24 Sat 10th Jun 2017
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Camera

Paddy," ***!, My camera has run out of batteries" Mick, " What does it take?" Paddy, "Pictures"...
13:44 Thu 08th Jun 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 19:48 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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My Dad...

My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart....
17:19 Wed 07th Jun 20172 answers, last by marval 18:42 Wed 07th Jun 2017
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Check Up.

A woman goes to doctor for an all over check up. After examining her. He said, "I'm glad to tell you your heart, kidneys, and blood pressure are all fine. Now I want you to show me that thing that...
16:47 Tue 06th Jun 20173 answers, last by Arksided 16:58 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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Another Diet.........

My wife has got us all on a tropical fruit diet. It's enough to make a mango crazy!
11:08 Tue 06th Jun 201710 answers, last by Shaglene 09:01 Wed 07th Jun 2017
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Bills

I opened my electric and water bill together. Needless to say, it was shocking!.....
18:55 Mon 05th Jun 20173 answers, last by marval 15:23 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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Buscopan. Good Results!

After suffering with symptoms of ibs for a couple of weeks, I was recommended to try Buscopan. After the first day there was a definite improvement. This is third day now and discomfort has gone....
18:53 Sat 03rd Jun 20175 answers, last by Jackdaw33 16:21 Sun 04th Jun 2017
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Giving It Away

I'm giving away a gate. Honestly, there's no catch...
14:41 Sat 03rd Jun 20171 answer, last by marval 15:52 Sat 03rd Jun 2017
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Buscopan

Anyone on here​ tried Buscopan for ibs symptoms? If yes, how did you find them?
15:10 Wed 31st May 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 19:52 Wed 31st May 2017
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Singing

I live next door to a Polish man. Every night he stands at the top of our road and sings, "I Want To Know What Love Is" Bloody Foreigner!.........
22:29 Mon 29th May 2017
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What Would You Like....

I heard my wife from the kitchen say, "What would you like for dinner my love? Beef, chicken or lamb?" I shouted, "I'll have the chicken please" Wife shouted back, "You're having soup! I'm talking to...
10:44 Mon 29th May 20173 answers, last by marval 15:14 Mon 29th May 2017
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Cheer Up!

My friend said "Cheer up!, It could be a lot worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water" I know he meant well........
20:52 Sat 27th May 20173 answers, last by weecalf 16:12 Sun 28th May 2017
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Morning Exercise..

Just been doing some cardio exercises in the kitchen. I've been trying to pick up an ice cube off the floor for 30 minutes!
09:36 Fri 26th May 201711 answers, last by marval 15:50 Fri 26th May 2017
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Availability.

I was asked by a friend on my availability to run a football club. I said, "I can't manage Wednesday"........
15:27 Thu 25th May 20173 answers, last by zebo 08:40 Fri 26th May 2017
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Not A Good Sign...

I was walking past our local hospital today. A sign read, "Thieves operate here" I thought, "Surely the surgeons would do a better job?"..........
15:35 Mon 22nd May 20179 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:14 Mon 22nd May 2017

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